英語笑話爆笑超短

　　冷笑話不同於一般的笑話，以其獨特的制笑機制，能瞬間製造出一種特殊氛圍。小編整理了超短爆笑英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　超短爆笑英語笑話篇一

　　There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’tfind hairs on his jackets she yelled at him," Great, so now you're cheating on me with a baldwoman!"

　　從前有個妻子醋勁很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她沒有從他衣服上找到頭髮，於是大叫：“好啊，現在你開始和禿頭的女人騙我了!”

　　The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She’s not onlybald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

　　第二天晚上，她沒有從丈夫衣服上聞到香水味，於是又大叫：“她不但是個禿頭，而且很窮酸，連香水都不買。”

　　超短爆笑英語笑話篇二

　　I Got an A in Maths

　　我數學得了A

　　Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, "Hey, Marion, come and look at this report -- I got an A in Maths.

　　托馬斯把自己的成績單拿給爸爸看，爸爸高興的叫妻子：“嗨，瑪麗恩，快來看這張成績單-我數學得了A。”

　　超短爆笑英語笑話篇三

　　All I do is pay

　　我要做的一切就是付錢

　　"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance,my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."

　　布朗先生告訴同事說：“我的家簡直就象一個國家一樣。我妻子是財政部長。我岳母是作戰部長，我女兒是外交祕書。”

　　"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your

　　position?"

　　“聽上去挺有意思的，”他的同事說，“那你的職務是什麼呢?”

　　"I’m the people. All I do is pay."

　　“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢。”

　　超短爆笑英語笑話篇四

　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am aManager.

　　一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經理”為題寫一篇作文。

　　All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

　　所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什麼不寫。

　　“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

　　“我在等我的祕書”。那孩子答道。