三年級英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是一種言語體裁,笑話中蘊含豐富的文化元素,這些文化元素通常以文化特色詞的形式表現出來。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　what time it is

　　現在幾點了

　　The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."

　　兩個男孩子在後院露營，他們不知道到了晚上幾點鐘。於是，一個男孩對另外一個說：“我們開始大聲唱歌就行了。”

　　"How will that help?" said the second boy.

　　“那就會知道時間嗎?”第二個男孩問。

　　"Just do it," insisted the first.

　　“只管唱吧。”第一個堅持道。

　　Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"

　　兩個孩子開始大聲唱歌，過了一會兒，一個鄰居開啟窗戶喊道：“小聲點!你們不知道現在是凌晨三點嗎?”

　　篇二

　　Who's More Polite?

　　誰更有禮貌?

　　A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

　　一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌.瘦子說他更有禮貌,因為他經常對女士摘帽示意.但是胖子認為他更有風度,因為無論什麼時候他在車上給別人讓座時,總有兩位女士能坐下.

　　篇三

　　A maintenance man in a cemetery

　　墓地守墓人

　　He is really somebody My uncle has 1000 men under him. He is really somebody. What does he do? A maintenance man in a cemetery.

　　他真是一個大人物，我叔叔下面有1000個人。他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的?墓地守墓人。