非常簡單的英語笑話

　　冷笑話不同於一般笑話,它以其獨特的制笑機制,能瞬間創造出一種特殊的氛圍。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　An Energetic wife

　　Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

　　Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

　　Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

　　Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

　　【中文譯文】

　　妻子生氣的後果

　　鄰居：昨天夜裡我聽見你家屋前有很大的聲音，你們出了什麼事嗎?

　　丈夫：沒什麼。我的妻子有點不高興，把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。

　　鄰居：你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎麼會有那麼大的聲音?

　　丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣裡面。

　　篇二

　　What’s Time to A Pig

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads,see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.

　　The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pigcould eat apples from an apple tree.

　　The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste oftime?" The farmer replied," What's time to a pig?"

　　【中文譯文】

　　時間對豬的意義

　　一天，有一個城市裡的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開著車，想看看農莊是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。 這位城裡人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱著一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裡人對農夫說，“我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?”那位農夫回答說，“時間對豬有什麼意義?”

　　篇三

　　Bad Drivers

　　There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in aworried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madmandriving the wrong way on Route 280!"

　　Herman says, "I know, I’m on Route 280 but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!"

　　【中文譯文】

　　上百個瘋子

　　一位年長的市民在高速路上行駛。他的妻子給他打電話，擔心地說：“赫爾曼，小心啊!我剛剛在收音機上聽到有個瘋子在280公路上逆行!”

　　赫爾曼說：“我知道，我就在280公路上呢!可是這兒不只有一個瘋子啊，有上百個呢!”