大學生讀的英語小笑話

　　笑話一直都是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。在不開心或壓力大的時候，笑話是人們放鬆身心的一個好方法。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：I married the wrong man

　　At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring onthe wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

　　嫁錯了人

　　在一個雞尾酒會上,一個女人問另一個:“你把結婚戒指帶錯手指了吧?"

　　“是的，我嫁錯了人。”

　　：The Doctor Knows Better

　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who wasstanding up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he isdead."said the doctor,

　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　醫生懂得多

　　一個男人在街上被計程車撞倒送進了醫院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫生說:"我怕他已經死了."

　　聽到醫生的話,這個男人轉動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫生比你懂得多."

　　：This is her husband

　　A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"

　　The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"

　　He says, "No! This is her husband!"

　　這是她的丈夫

　　一個人給醫院打電話，“快來幫忙!我妻子就要生小孩了。”

　　護士在電話裡說，“別緊張，這是她第一個孩子嗎?”

　　“不，這是她的丈夫。”