短篇英文笑話故事精選

　　英語笑話由於其滑稽可笑的特點而為人們長久以來所喜愛。小編分享短篇英文笑話故事，希望可以幫助大家!

　　短篇英文笑話故事：多少錢?

　　How Much Is It? 

　　It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said, "Look, Joe! Isn't that beautiful!"

　　He then answered, "All right, dear, How much is it?" and took his money out to pay for it.

　　It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinking about other things, like a nice drink by the side of a warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, "Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!"

　　Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered, "All right, dear, How much is it?"

　　嚴冬來臨，荷曼太太想採購一大批東西，所以她就一直等到週六丈夫有空的時候，她拖著他去商店付錢連帶拎包裹。他們去了許多商店，荷曼太太買了一大堆東西。她經常停下腳步說道：“看，喬伊!那個多漂亮!”

　　他總是回答：“好吧!親愛的，多少錢?”然後掏錢去付款。

　　他們從最後一家商店出來的時候夜幕已經降臨，荷曼先生已精疲力盡了。他心裡想著其它事情，比如在家裡暖暖的火爐邊呷口美酒。突然他太太仰望天空，說道：“看那月亮多美，喬伊!”

　　荷曼先生不加思索答道：“好吧，親愛的，多少錢?”

　　短篇英文笑話故事：To be on the Safe Side

　　In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:

　　"Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?"

　　" Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."

　　"Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

　　保證沒走錯

　　在一家電影院裡，一名觀眾在演出期間站了起來，沿著他那排位子走到休息室去了。幾分鐘後，他回到那排位子並問坐在首位的那位男士道：

　　“對不起，請問我剛才出去的時候是踩著你的腳嗎?”

　　“是的，不過沒什麼關係，一點也不疼。”

　　“噢，不，我不是這個意思。我只是想確認一下這是不是我的那排位子。”

　　短篇英文笑話故事：An Abstract Noun

　　Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane?

　　Jane: I don't know, madam.

　　Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example.

　　Jane: A red-hot poker, madam.

　　抽象名詞

　　老師：簡，什麼是抽象名詞?

　　簡：我不知道，老師。

　　老師：什麼，你不知道!抽象名詞就是你想象得到但觸控不到的東西。現在，你給我舉個例子。

　　簡：老師，比如說一根炙熱的撥火棍。

　　短篇英文笑話故事：It's Not My Fault

　　Mother ***reprimanding her small daughter***: You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

　　Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

　　不是我的錯

　　媽媽***正教訓她的女兒***：你不該拽貓的尾巴。

　　女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。

　　短篇英文笑話故事：Gallant Effort

　　At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones."

　　"To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."

　　殷勤

　　在一次晚餐聚會上，一位靦腆的年青人一直在冥思苦想對女主人說一些好聽的話。機會總於來了，女主人轉向他說：“瓊斯先生，您今晚的飯量太小了。”

　　“坐在您身邊，”他殷勤的說道，“任何男人都會失去胃口的。”