關於英語笑話的小故事

General 更新 2024年11月22日

  英語笑話是口頭或者書面的幽默語言,它可以使人輕鬆愉悅,忘記憂愁困擾。本文是,希望對大家有幫助!

  :a great man

  Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

  Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

  一名偉人

  老師:如果莎士比亞還活著,他會是一名偉人嗎?

  學生:當然。因為到目前為止,還沒有人活到400多歲。

  :The teacher

  Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is

  sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

  Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

  Teacher: Please tell us.

  Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is

  beside the swallow.

  老師: 這兒有兩隻鳥,一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子,哪隻是麻雀嗎?

  學生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

  老師:請說說看。

  學生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

  :The Doctor Knows Better

  A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,

  Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

  醫生懂得多

  一個男人在街上被計程車撞倒送進了醫院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫生說:"我怕他已經死了."聽到醫生的話,這個男人轉動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫生比你懂得多."

  :Stupid Question

  Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

  After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.

  “Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily.

  But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?” 愚蠢的問題

  丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當守門人。每天都有數千人經過他的門口,而且許多人都會停下來問他:“請問現在幾點?”

  幾個月後,丹想:“我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問題了,我要去買一隻大鐘,把它掛在這兒的牆上。”於是他買了一隻鍾,把它掛在了牆上。

  “現在人們總不會再停下來問我時間了。”他高興地想。

  可是打那以後,每天仍有許多人停下來,看看鐘,然後問丹:“這鐘準嗎?”

  :He Won

  Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

  Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

  Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

  他贏了

  湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?

  約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

  湯姆:真糟糕,怎麼回事兒?

  約翰尼:我們做遊戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了。

  

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