簡短內涵英語小笑話閱讀

　　笑話篇幅短小，故事情節簡單而巧妙，往往出人意料，給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺，取得笑的藝術效果。小編精心收集了簡短內涵英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　簡短內涵英語小笑話篇1

　　An American, a Japanese, a Chinese expedition in the jungle. The results were captured by tribal cannibalism. Can be tribal chiefs, said: "I'm in a good mood today, do not eat you, but you have to pay one hundred board, but you can endure before the board to have a desire to achieve." Board is the first Americans to pay. He said: "before the board to pay, give me a seat bottom cushions." Pad stop, board-like falling rain; 合previous 70 boards, 70 boards were smashed after the cushion, and then is finished ... ...Antiaris , the United States left behind the old feeling. After seeing this, the Japanese asked the mattress 10. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose,, all right; then the Zhang imitation of their capacity and ability to brag about a re-creation, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, carefree carefree said: "Come on, give me the Japanese mat."

　　一個美國人、一個日本人、一箇中國人在叢林探險。結果全被吃人部落抓去了。可部落酋長說："我今天心情好，不吃你們，但你們都得挨一百板子，但在挨板子前你們可以有一個願望實現。”先挨板子的是美國人。他說："挨板子前，先給我屁股墊上1個坐墊。”墊罷，板子雨點般落下;先前70板還湊合，70板之後坐墊被打爛，然後就是闆闆見血……打完，美國老摸著屁股走了。日本人見狀後，要求10個床墊。1、2、3…100打完，日本人起身，拍拍屁股，沒事;然後張著臭嘴對自己的模仿能力和再創造能力吹噓一番，並想坐一邊看中國人的好戲。中國人慢慢趴下，悠哉悠哉地說："來，把日本人給我墊上。”

　　簡短內涵英語小笑話篇2

　　Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.

　　'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.'

　　'Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a smile.

　　瑪麗非常討厭丈夫吸菸，一天對他抱怨說：“我希望有一天所有捲菸廠都失火。”

　　“不用擔心，親愛的，所有的菸捲遲早都會點著的。”他笑著說。

　　簡短內涵英語小笑話篇3

　　Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?

　　Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

　　媽媽：你為什麼不停地跳上跳下的?

　　湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖動瓶子了

　　簡短內涵英語小笑話篇4

　　Give up your seat to a lady

　　Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

　　"You've done the right thing," says Mommy.

　　"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

　　給女士讓座

　　小強尼說：“媽媽，今天早上和爸爸在公車上時，他叫我讓座給一位女士。”

　　媽媽說：“你做得很對呀。”

　　“但是，媽媽，我是坐在爸爸膝蓋上的。”