簡短的經典英文笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

　　"Yours?Can you prove it?"

　　"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

　　"請原諒,你佔了我的位置."

　　"你的位置?你能徵明這點嗎?"

　　"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."

　　篇2

　　Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

　　傑克騎車摔傷,得住院治療.一位年輕美貌的護士拿著表格讓填.仞傑克填好遞上表格"還有什麼漏填的?"護士問. "有!"傑克想了想說,"我是個單身漢."

　　篇3

　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost

　　my precious little dog!

　　布朗夫人：哦，親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!

　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an

　　advertisement in the papers!

　　史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!

　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

　　布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”

　　篇4

　　 see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

　　 okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.

　　妻子:你看這張報紙,據統計,死於肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.

　　丈夫:那有什麼?據我調查,死於肝癌的人100%都吃飯的.