關於英語小笑話短篇

　　冷笑話是近幾年出現的一個新詞,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象,它具有強大的生命力,一時間大紅大紫。小編精心收集了關於短篇英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於短篇英語小笑話篇1

　　一個早熟的小孩

　　When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home,

　　當挨家挨戶兜售東西的推銷員按了一幢郊區房子的門鈴後，

　　he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door smoking a big cigar.

　　他嚇了一跳，開門的竟是一位嘴裡叼著一根大雪茄的十歲男孩。

　　The salesman could only stammer out, "Er, is your mother at home?"

　　推銷員結結巴巴地問道，“哦，你媽媽在家嗎?”

　　Answered the boy, "What do you think?"

　　小男孩回答說，"你認為呢?"

　　關於短篇英語小笑話篇2

　　老年是人生的第二個童年期嗎?

　　An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying.

　　一位老人看見一個小男孩坐在路旁號啕大哭。

　　"What's the matter, little boy?" he asks.

　　“怎麼回事，小兄弟?”老人問道。

　　"I can't do what the big boys do. "

　　“大男孩能做的事，我都不能做。”

　　The old man sits down next to him and starts crying too.

　　聽了他的話，老人坐在小男孩旁邊也開始哭了起來。

　　關於短篇英語小笑話篇3

　　Mrs. Fortesque was getting more and more worried.

　　福特斯克太太越來越擔心。

　　Her husband had left for a round of golf early in the morning and by mid-afternoon he stillwasn't home.

　　因為她先生一早出去打高爾夫球，到下午三四點都還沒回家。

　　Evening came and Mr.Fortesque still hadn't returned.

　　甚至到傍晚也還不見人影。

　　The lady was just about to call the police when she heard her husband's car pulling into thedrive way.

　　福特斯克太太正要打電話報警就聽到她先生開車回來了。

　　Rushing outside, she told her husband, "Darling, I was so worried about you. What kept you?"

　　她衝出門外，向她先生說道："親愛的，我一整天都在擔心你，是什麼事把你耽擱了?"

　　"Charlie had a heart attack on the fourth hole."

　　“查理在第四洞時心臟病發作。”

　　"Oh, my goodness, that's terrible!"

　　“喔，天哪，真可怕!”

　　"You're telling me! All day long it was shoot the ball, drag Charlie, shoot the ball, drag Charlie . . . . "

　　“那還用你說嗎!一整天我都一邊打球，一邊拉查理，一會兒打球，一會兒拖查理，……