晨讀英語美文cet4精選_英語笑話

　　隨著英語的國際化越來越廣泛,我國的英語學習者也逐年激增,各大英語學習網站也推出英語美文的賞析和閱讀。下面是小編帶來的cet4晨讀英語美文，歡迎閱讀!

　　cet4晨讀英語美文篇一

　　Love Your Mother 愛你的母親

　　When you came into the world, she held you in her arms. You thanked her by wailing like a banshee.

　　你來到人世時，她把你抱在懷裡。而你對她的感恩回報，就是像報喪女妖一樣哭得天昏地暗。

　　When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all night long.

　　你1歲時，她為你哺乳，為你沐浴。而你對她的感恩回報，就是啼哭鬧騰，徹夜不休。

　　When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love. You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

　　你3歲時，她滿懷愛心為你準備三餐。而你對她的感恩回報，就是把盤子扔到地上。

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　　When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays. You thanked her by plopping into the nearest pile of mud.

　　你5歲時，她在節日裡為你精心打扮。而你對她的感恩回報，就是撲通一聲摔進旁邊一堆泥巴里。

　　When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball. You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window.

　　你7歲時，她給你買來個棒球。而你對她的感恩回報，就是把隔壁鄰居家的窗戶砸破。

　　When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

　　你9歲時，她掏錢讓你學鋼琴。而你對她的感恩回報，就是從來都懶得練一下。

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　　When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

　　你11歲時，她帶你和朋友去看電影。而你對她的感恩回報，就是請她坐到另一排去。

　　When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

　　你13歲時，她建議你把髮型修剪得體。而你對她的感恩回報，就是說她一點品味都沒有。

　　When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

　　你15歲時，她下班回到家，期望你能給她一個擁抱。而你對她的感恩回報，就是呆在臥室中將房門緊鎖。

　　When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

　　你18歲時，她為你高中畢業喜極而泣。而你對她的感恩回報，就是在外面參加聚會通宵達旦不回家。

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　　When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

　　你19歲時，她為你支付大學的學費，開車送你去學校，幫你提包裹行李。而你對她的感恩回報，就是在宿舍門外匆匆說再見，為的是你不致於在朋友面前感到丟人。

　　When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your future. You thanked her by saying, "I don't want to be like you."

　　你21歲時，她為你將來從事什麼職業提出一些建議。而你對她的感恩回報，就是對她說：“我才不願像你那樣!”

　　When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your first apartment. You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.

　　你23歲時，她為你的第一套公寓置辦傢俱。而你對她的感恩回報，就是告訴朋友說這些傢俱非常難看。

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　　When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

　　你25歲時，她花錢幫你籌辦婚禮，對你哭訴著說她是多麼地深愛著你。而你對她的感恩回報，就是把家安得離她遠遠的。

　　When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby. You thanked her by telling her, "Things are different now."

　　你30歲時，她打來電話為寶寶撫養提出忠告。而你對她的感恩回報，就是告訴她：“現在情況和以前不同了!”

　　When you were 40, she called to remind you of an relative's birthday. You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now".

　　你40歲時，她打電話提醒你別忘了一個親戚的生日。而你對她的感恩回報，就是說你“現在忙得不可開交”。

　　When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by talking about the burden parents become to their children.

　　你50歲時，她生病了需要你照顧。而你對她的感恩回報，就是念叨著父母成為了子女的負擔。

　　And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder.

　　後來，有一天，她靜悄悄地去了。所有那些你該做而未做的事，彷彿炸雷般在你耳邊轟隆而過。

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　　Let us take a moment of the time just to pay tribute and show appreciation to the person called MOM though some may not say it openly to their mother. There's no substitute for her. Cherish every single moment. Though at times she may not be the best of friends, may not agree to our thoughts, she is still your mother!

　　讓我們花一點點時間，對那個被我們叫做“媽”的人表達敬意和感激之情，雖然有些人當著面說不出口。她是不可替代的。珍惜與她在一起的每一時刻吧。雖然有時候，她可能不是我們最好的朋友，可能不同意我們的想法，但她依然是你的媽媽!

　　Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Love her more than you love yourself. Life is meaningless without her.

　　不要以為，與你心最近，你就理所應得。愛她要甚於愛你自己。沒有了她，生命將毫無意義。

　　cet4晨讀英語美文篇二

　　we want is the coffee

　　a group of colleagues got together to visit their old university professor.conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life .offering his guests coffee ,the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and many styles -porcelain,plastic,glass ,some expensive, some exquisite ,telling them to help themselves to the coffee.when all the students had a cup of coffee in hand ,the professor said:if you noticed ,all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up,leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. while it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves ,that is the source of your problems and stress.

　　indeed, what all of us really want is coffee, not the cup .we consciously go for the best cups,and then we begin eying other's cups.so is our life. life is the coffee,the jobs ,money and position in society are the cups. they are just tools to hold our life and the cups can't change the quality of the life we live.

　　sometimes,by concentrating only on the cup ,we fail to enjoy the coffee god has provided us .god just brews the coffee ,not the cups. so enjoy our coffee!

　　the happiest people don't have the best of everything,and they just make the best of everything.so love generously !care deeply! live simply! leave the rest to the god!

　　cet4晨讀英語美文篇三

　　Unforgettable friend

　　Betty,the friend who I met in the elementary school is my best friend as it used to be , I still cherish the enjoyable and unforgettable time and our friendship to this day. Despite we are separated from each other for the time being, I can revisit the bittersweet memories at any time, that's enough .

　　As far as I'm concerned, she used to be keen on reading, especially novels------she was crazy in reading so much that she almost forgot to have meals or stayed up all night. There seemed to be a private library her house, which belonged to her.

　　Few years ago, Betty played various and important roles in my life , such as a teacher , an elder sister , a close friend and so on . She often kept an eye on my daily life , even looked over my shoulder so that I wouldn't do harm to others or myself . When I did something wrong , she got tempered and threatened me:"There will soon be something new in your life." referring to her temper . Her stubbornness leaves a profound impression on me . Once she made up her mind , she was as stubborn as a mule , few people were strong-minded enough to persuade her.

　　After our graduation , we gradually lose tough with each other . If we were both in the same college , the life would change for the better .