關於搞笑英語小笑話閱讀

　　笑話在古今民間文學中都大量存在。為了給讀者提供精神食糧並使之讀後內心發笑、精神受益、心靈得到陶冶。小編整理了關於搞笑英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於搞笑英語小笑話篇一

　　Who's 50 Cents

　　Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped50 cents there today and couldn't find it.Jacky: But what I found was two quarters. I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the　sidewalk.

　　誰的50分***錢***?

　　傑克：我在學校門前的人行道上揀了50分。湯米：我想那是我的，今天我在那兒掉了50分，找不到了。傑克：但是我揀的是兩個兩毛五的呀。湯米：那就更是我的了。因為錢在掉到地上的時候可能摔兩半了。

　　關於搞笑英語小笑話篇二

　　So Would I

　　A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told theclerk.

　　"So would I," said the tactless clerk.

　　我也是

　　一個胖女人走進服裝店。“我想看一件適合我穿的衣服，”她告訴店員說。

　　“我也是。”不太老練的店員說道。

　　關於搞笑英語小笑話篇三

　　it's me all right

　　A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Canyou identify yourself? “Looking puzzled, the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out asmall mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, then smiled, "Yes, it's me all right."

　　這就是我

　　一位年輕漂亮的女士到銀行取錢。出納員在檢查了她的存摺後問道：“您能證明您的身份嗎?” 這個女孩聽了這話以後看上去很迷惑，隨後她從手提包裡拿出一個小鏡子。她對著鏡子照了一會兒，笑了：“對呀，這就是我。

　　現在的專欄不用許可權就可以任意加入了,但是也發亂七八糟的了.請在此發貼的人,看清楚了好不好?

　　關於搞笑英語小笑話篇四

　　Who's More Polite?

　　A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the morepolite. The skinny man saidhe was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he wasmore courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

　　誰更有禮貌?

　　一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。 瘦子說他更有禮貌，因為他經常對女士摘帽示意。但是胖子認為他更有風度，因為無論什麼時候，他在車上給別人讓座時，總有兩位女士能坐下。