日常生活搞笑英語對話

　　情景對話是英語學習中不可或缺的一個環節。在初中英語課堂中,教師應儘可能地為學生設定一些語言活動情境,讓學生在情境中培養興趣和自信心,獲取語言的知識,進而培養學生的語感和語言表達能力。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

　　Clyde : No sir, it’s the same dog.

　　老師: clyde, 你的作文"我的狗狗"裡寫的東西和你哥哥寫得一模一樣. 你是不是抄襲了他的?

　　Clyde: 不是這樣的,老師! 我們倆養的是同一只狗狗.

　　篇2

　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

　　我沒有睡著

　　當一群婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被佔滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”

　　“我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。

　　“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”

　　“我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”

　　篇3

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　父親在哪兒?

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

　　“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

　　“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”