兒童英語幽默小故事

　　小故事的幽默性可以吸引孩子的注意力，提高孩子的學習興趣。今天小編在這分享一些給大家，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　A Fine Match

　　One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."

　　The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.

　　Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!

　　勢均力敵

　　有一天某位女士看到一隻老鼠在自家的廚房地板上竄過。她很害怕老鼠，所以她衝出屋子，搭上了公共汽車直奔商店。在那兒，她買了一隻老鼠夾。店主告訴她：“放點乳酪在裡面，很快你就會逮住那隻老鼠的。”

　　這位女士帶著鼠夾回到家裡，但她沒有在碗櫥裡找到乳酪。她不想再回到商店裡去，因為已經很晚了。於是，她就從一份雜誌中剪下一幅乳酪的圖片放進了夾子。

　　令人稱奇的是，這畫有乳酪的圖片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，這位女士下樓到廚房時，發現鼠夾裡乳酪圖片旁有一張畫有老鼠的圖片!

　　It’s Good to Admit a Fault

　　John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.

　　“John!” Teacher says angrily.

　　“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.

　　“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.

　　“No one is laughing.” Teacher says.

　　“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.

　　“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with it.

　　認錯

　　約翰並不是個“好”學生。他總是在上課的時候睡覺。今天他又睡著了。

　　“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。

　　“什麼?出什麼事了?”約翰醒了。

　　“你為什麼要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學們都在笑!”老師生氣地說。

　　“沒有人在笑呀。”其他同學笑聲地嘀咕。

　　“不，不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。

　　“嗯，還不錯。你承認自己的錯誤，還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿意。

　　Bananas for Lunch

　　香蕉午餐

　　A fat monkey likes eating bananas very much.

　　一隻小胖猴子很喜歡吃香蕉。

　　He had bananas for lunch. He peeled one and ate one more and then, one more， one banana, two bananas, three bananas, four…

　　他拿香蕉做午餐，他剝一個香蕉，用力地吃著，吃著，吃著，吃了1個香蕉，2個香蕉，3個香蕉，4個……

　　He ate and ate, but he wanted more, he peeled and he ate, peeled and he ate, five bananas, six bananas, seven bananas, eight …

　　他不停地吃， 但是他還想要更多!他邊吃，邊剝，5個香蕉，6個香蕉，7個香蕉，8個……

　　He peeled two more and continued two more. He ate whole bunch of bananas and can’t sleep.

　　他又剝了兩個，繼續撐著吃。他吃了一整串香蕉以致不能躺下睡覺了。