初二英語腦筋急轉彎
腦筋急轉彎不僅能夠突破固定思維模式,讓孩子們轉變思考方式,開發他們的超常思維能力,鍛鍊機智靈敏的大腦,還是日常娛樂爆笑必備。以下是小編為大家準備的,希望大家喜歡!
一
1. What wears a cap but has no head? 答案:A bottle.
2. What rises in the morning and waves all day? 答案:A flag.
3. What is an astronomer?天文學家? 答案:A night watchman with a college education.
4. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy? 答案:Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
5. What is wind? 答案:Air in a hurry.
6. What comes after the letter "A"? 答案:All the other letters.
7. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? 答案:Teapot.
8. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?答案:Short.
9. What person does every man take his hat off to? 答案:A barber.
10. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?Because he wants to go to high school.
11. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?Water.
12. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
13. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?Because he's dead.
14. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
15. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?Nothing. Because I'm a woman.
二
1. What always travels on foot?A shoe.
2. Where can happiness always be found?In the dictionary.
3. What is higher without a head than with a head?A pillow.枕頭
4. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?答案:He can't read.
5. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?
6. The outside.
7. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather? 答案:Cool!
8. What is never used until it's broken? 答案:An egg.
9. What's a skeleton?骨架 答案:It's a lot of bones without the person on them!
10. What is dark but made by light? 答案:A shadow.
11. What can you break with only one word? 答案:Silence.
12. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? 答案:
13. The light.
14. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why? 答案:Because the truck driver was walking.
15. Where can milk be best stored? 答案:In a cow.
八年級英語腦筋急轉彎