冷幽默的腦筋急轉彎英文

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　　英語腦筋急轉彎

　　Questions:

　　1.On April lst,1990,160 people walked out of the bestcinema in Chicago.What happened

　　1990年4月1日, 160人從芝加哥最好的影院出來.發生了什事

　　2.It usually takes a man two days to travel from SanFrancisco to New York by car. But Mr.Black left SanFrancisco on Friday and arrives on the same Friday.How could he do it

　　從舊金山到紐約開車一般需要2天時間,可是布萊克先生星期五離開舊金山,當天就到了紐約.他怎樣做到的

　　3.What's too much for one and just right for two

　　什麼東西對一個人來說太多,對兩個人來說正好

　　Keys:

　　1.The film was over.

　　電影散場了.

　　2.He took a plane.

　　他坐的是飛機.

　　3.A secret.

　　祕密.

　　Notes:

　　3.英語中"Just between you and me"意即"keep it a secret"僅

　　限於你我之間,請保守祕密.

　　英語繞口令

　　1. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter。

　　貝蒂敲打一小塊黃油要做一塊更好的奶油麵。

　　2. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks。

　　當里爾登讀評論時，麗塔重複里爾登背誦的東西。

　　3. Few free fruit flies fly from flames。

　　沒有幾隻果蠅從火焰中飛過去。

　　4. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate。

　　五十五面旗子在輕輕漂浮的戰艦上自由的飄揚。

　　5. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight。for a bright night light is just like a slight light。

　　像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚，就不需要點一盞夜燈，因為明亮的夜燈也會變得微弱。

　　7. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together。

　　一位和氣的農民養了一隻伶俐的野雞，而且這位和氣的農民和這隻伶俐的野雞在一起度過了一段很美好的時光。

　　8. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

　　如果裁紙機能裁紙的話，一個裁紙機能裁多少張紙呢?

　　9. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See。

　　西先生有一個鋸，薩先生有一個鞦韆。現在在薩先生看見西先生之前，西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的鞦韆。

　　10. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite。

　　英語笑話故事：I didn't know that I was so far back already

　　A big battle was going on during the First World War.Guns were firing， and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere.After an hour of this， one of the soldiers decidedthat the fighting was getting too dangerous for him， so he leftthe front line and began to go away from the battle. After hehad walked for an hour，he saw an officer coming towardshim. The officer stopped him and said，“ where are you going?” “I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battlethat's going on behind us， sir，” the soldier answered. “Do you know who I am?” the officer said to him angrily.“I'm your commanding officer.” The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said，“My God，I didn't know that I was so far back already!”

　　第一次世界大戰期間，一場大戰役正在進行。槍炮轟鳴，炮彈和子彈到處亂飛。這樣過了一個小時後，一個士兵認定戰鬥對他來說變得太危險了，所以他離開前線開始逃離戰場。步行了一個小時之後，他看見一個軍官向他走過來。那軍官叫住他說：“你要到哪兒去?” “長官，我正儘可能遠地躲開我們身後正在進行的戰役，”士兵回答說。 “你知道我是誰嗎?”軍官生氣地對他說：“我是你的指揮官。” 那士兵聽到此話感到非常驚訝，說：“天哪，我想不到我已經往回跑了這麼遠了!”