簡單易懂的英語笑話閱讀

　　民間笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。小編精心收集了簡單易懂的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　簡單易懂的英語笑話：Blonde Cop

　　A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer ***also a blonde***. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver'slicense. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

　　簡單易懂的英語笑話：Blondes At The Lake

　　Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

　　簡單易懂的英語笑話：Best Kept Secret

　　At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.'

　　'I don't know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.'

　　'You'll let it out some day,' the man insisted.

　　'I hardly think so!' responded the blonde lady. 'When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.'

　　簡單易懂的英語笑話：Speeding Blonde

　　One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.

　　''You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''

　　簡單易懂的英語笑話：Leaving Early

　　Three women all worked in the same office, with the same female boss. Each day they noticed that the boss would leave work early.

　　One day, the women decided, that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called, or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early.

　　The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, played with her son, and went to bed early.

　　The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the gym before meeting her dinner date.

　　The blonde was happy to get home early to suprise her husband. But when she got to the bedroom,

　　she heard a muffled noise coming from inside.

　　Slowly and quietly she cracked open the door, and was mortified to see

　　her boss in bed with her husband!

　　Gently she closed the door, and crept out of the house.

　　The next day the brunette and the redhead planned on leaving early again and asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

　　"NO WAY," the blonde exclaimed, " I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT YESTERDAY!!!"