英語趣味幽默笑話三則

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　英語趣味幽默笑話：一根肋骨怎麼樣?

　　In the Eden, Adam told the God: "I'm lonely, I need a company."

　　"Ok," said the God, "I will give you a perfect woman, beautiful smart and gentle. She will cook clean and do everything for you, without any complaint and question."

　　"Sounds good," Adam said, "But, to make such a good lady, WHAT is the cost?"

　　"One arm and One leg."

　　"OH, expensive!" after thought for a while, Adam asked: "How about just one RIB?"

　　在天堂裡，亞當對上帝說“我太寂寞了，我須要一個人陪我.”

　　“好的”,上帝答到.“我將要給你一個完美的女人，美麗、聰明而且溫柔，她將毫無怨言地為你燒飯，為你做一切事情。”

　　“那太好了。” 亞當說道，“但是，要做出這麼一個完美的女士，我需要付出什麼呢?”

　　“一隻手和一條腿。”

　　“噢，那代價太大了!”想了一會，亞當接著問：“ 一根肋骨怎麼樣?”

　　英語趣味幽默笑話：日復一日

　　A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up . He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same student day after day. Out of respect, the student wouldn't point this out to him. After being called on four days in a row, a student named Goldberg asked advice from his friends. The next day when the teacher said "Goldberg, translate and explain," Goldberg replied, "Goldberg is absent today." "All right," said the teacher. "You translate and explain."

　　一位老師對所講課文總是非常投入，從不抬頭。 他常讓一個學生來翻譯和解釋，並且——不自覺地——他常日復一日地叫同一個學生。出於尊敬，學生並不給他指出這一點。 一個叫古德伯格的學生，在被一連叫了四天之後，向他的朋友尋求建議。第二天，這位教師又說：“古德伯格，翻譯並解釋。”古德伯格回答說：“古德伯格今天缺席。” “那好吧，”教師說，“那就你來翻譯並解釋。”

　　英語趣味幽默笑話：誰是傻瓜

　　One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"

　　After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

　　"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron***傻瓜***?" the professor asked.

　　The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

　　一天，一位大學心理學教授向他的新生們問候。他站在學生們的面前說：“如果哪位同學認為自己傻，就請站起來。”

　　大約過了一分鐘，一位年輕人站了起來。

　　教授說：“嗨，你好。你真的認為自己是個低能兒麼?”

　　這個孩子回答道：“不是的，先生，我只是不忍心看著只有你自己站在這裡。”