小學生英文爆笑小笑話大全

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。冷笑話不同於一般笑話,它以其獨特的制笑機制,能瞬間創造出一種特殊的氛圍。小編分享小學生英文爆笑小笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　小學生英文爆笑小笑話：Who Is the Laziest 誰最懶

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

　　父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶?

　　湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

　　父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?

　　湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

　　小學生英文爆笑小笑話：Three Turtles 三隻烏龜

　　Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.

　　The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."

　　The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."

　　"We won't," the other two promised.

　　Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."

　　Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

　　三隻烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。於是最大的那隻烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧。”

　　最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

　　“我們不喝，”另外兩隻烏龜答應說。

　　兩年後，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

　　正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”

　　小學生英文爆笑小笑話：雞蛋

　　Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

　　Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

　　Teacher: Then where is the "egg"?

　　Student: In the cake, Sir.

　　老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?

　　學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。

　　老師：“雞蛋”在哪?

　　學生：在蛋糕裡，先生。

　　小學生英文爆笑小笑話：He is really somebody

　　Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.

　　Man: He is really somebody. What does do?

　　Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery

　　小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個人。

　　男人：他真是一個大人物。他是幹什麼的?

　　小孩：墓地守墓人。

　　小學生英文爆笑小笑話：Expand and contract 熱脹冷縮

　　Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example?

　　John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.

　　老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理。現在，誰給我舉個例子?

　　約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。

　　小學生英文爆笑小笑話：A father and his son 父與子

　　A little boy was very naughty and would not say his prayers before going to bed.

　　One day his father warned him that if he kept doing so. He would not go to heaven. The boy cried noisily and said, "I don't like to go to heaven alone. I want to go with you and mama."

　　有個男孩非常頑皮，不肯在睡覺前做祈禱。

　　有一天他的父親告誡他說，如果他老是這樣，就上不了天堂的。男孩大哭起來：“我不喜歡一個人上天堂，我要同你和媽媽一起去。”