趣味英語短故事三則

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　趣味英語短故事：診療時間

　　It was half pass three. The doctor just lay down to have a nap when he heard a loud knock on the door. He got up and asked the man at the door: "What is it?"

　　"I've been bitten by a dog," said the man painfully.

　　"Well, don't you know that my hours of consultation are between twelve and three?" said the doctor unpleasantly.

　　"I know," groaned the man, "but that confounded***困惑的*** dog didn't know, It bit me at twenty past three."

　　下午三點半鐘時，醫生剛剛躺下想小睡一會兒，就聽到有人大聲敲門。他起身問門口的人：“什麼事呀?”

　　門口那個人痛苦地說：“我被狗咬了。”

　　醫生很不高興地說：“哦，你不知道我診病的時間是12點到3點嗎?”

　　那個人呻吟著說：“我知道，可是那隻該死的狗不知道。它在3點20分咬了我。”

　　趣味英語短故事：一個小男孩的年齡

　　One day a minister went to visit a home in his new parish.

　　A little boy was playing in the living room. Before his mother came downstairs to greet the visitor, the minister cordially***誠摯地*** asked the boy, "How old are you, my little man?"

　　"I am five at home, six in school, and four on the cars," replied the boy frankly.

　　有一天，一位牧師去訪問他的新教區裡的一戶人家。

　　一個小男孩正在客廳裡玩。在他母親下樓來招待客人之前，牧師很親切地問他：“小傢伙，你幾歲啦?”

　　男孩很坦率地回答說：“在家裡5歲，在學校裡6歲，在電車上是4歲。”

　　趣味英語短故事：我會改一個名字

　　At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father wasappalled***驚駭的***, "A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!" he wailed. "What if the neighbors find out?"

　　"I'll change my name," the comic-to-be volunteered. "

　　"Change your name!" His father screamed. "What if you're a success? How will the neighbors know it's my son?"

　　埃迪十六歲了，他決定離開家去參加一個劇團。他的爸爸氣壞了。 “讓我的兒子上舞臺演戲?真丟臉!”他大叫道，“鄰居們知道了怎麼想?”

　　“我會改一個名字。”這位未來的滑稽演員主動提出。

　　“改名字!”他爸爸喊叫著，“那如果你出了名怎麼辦?怎麼讓鄰居們知道你就是我的兒子呢?”