有關於好笑的英語笑話大全

　　日常生活中，語言是人們相互交流的基本工具，因此，很大一部分幽默效果都反映在語言層面上，笑話是幽默的語言表達。小編分享有關於好笑的英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　有關於好笑的英語笑話：ADAM AND EVE, THE MENNONITES

　　Q. How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite?

　　A. Who else would be alone in a garden with a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit?

　　有關於好笑的英語笑話：POPULATING THE EARTH

　　After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."

　　Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.

　　A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable."

　　And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you tocaress Eve."

　　And Adam said, " 'What is a 'caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

　　Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "'Lord, that was even better than the kiss."

　　And the Lord said, "'You've done well Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve."

　　And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

　　And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"

　　有關於好笑的英語笑話：They Didn't Have Nike's In Those Days

　　A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study the bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we'll talk about it."

　　A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if he could use the car. His father said, "Son, I'm really proud of you. You brought your grades up, studied the bible well, but you didn't get your hair cut!"

　　The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

　　His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went."

　　有關於好笑的英語笑話：Pennies And Seconds

　　A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God.

　　"God? You there, God?" he asked.

　　"Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered.

　　"Mind if I ask a few questions?" the man asked.

　　"Go ahead, my son, anything."

　　"God, what is a million years to you?"

　　God answered, "A million years to me is only a second."

　　The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

　　God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny."

　　The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question. "God, can I have a penny?"

　　God answered, "Sure, give me a second."