關於爆笑英語笑話大全

　　語言是文化的載體。笑話是一種言語體裁,笑話中蘊含豐富的文化元素,這些文化元素通常以文化特色詞的形式表現出來。下面是小編帶來的關於爆笑英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於爆笑英語笑話篇一

　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water.

　　Every few minutes the Englishman would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided1 to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably2, "It's simply that my room is on fire."

　　曾經有一個英國人半夜從房間裡出來，來到旅店的走廊上，向旅店的服務員要了一杯水。服務員拿來了水，英國人就回到了房間，可幾 分鐘之後他又走了出來，向服務員又要了一杯水。服務員又拿了一杯。英國人每隔幾分鐘就走出房間，不斷地要水。

　　半個小時之後，這位驚訝不已的服務員打算問問 房客要水做什麼，英國人泰然自若地回答：“沒什麼，只不過是我的房間裡起火了。”

　　關於爆笑英語笑話篇二

　　The cat and the blue bowl 貓和藍色的碗

　　A man was1 looking for things of the old times. One day he came2 to a village and found3a blue bowl. It looked very old. The bowl was on the ground4 and a cat was drinking milk from it. A farmer, the owner5 of the cat, was sitting beside the bowl. The man did6 not want the farmer to know that he was interested7 in the bowl. So he said8 to him in a soft voice9, "What a nice cat you have! Will you sell it to me?"

　　"How much will you give me for the cat?" the farmer asked.

　　"Thirty dollars. Would10 that be enough?" Later11, the farmer agreed12. After hepaid13 the farmer, the man said, "This cat is used14 to eating with his bowl. May I take this bowl with the cat?" But the farmer said, "I'm sorry I can't give you the bowl. Thanks to the bowl, I have sold15 thirty cats."

　　一個男人喜歡尋找古董，一天，他來到一個小村莊，發現一個藍色的碗。它看上去很舊。這個碗在地上，貓用它喝著牛奶，旁邊坐著一個農夫，是這隻貓的主人。這個人不想讓農夫知道他對這隻碗很有興趣。於是他低聲對他說，“你的貓真漂亮，能賣給我嗎?

　　“你準備給花多少錢買這隻貓?”這個農夫問。

　　“三十美元。這樣夠了嗎?農夫答應。他把錢給了農夫，那人說，“這個貓是用這隻碗吃食物吧。我可以把這碗也帶走嗎?“但農夫說，“非常抱歉，我不能給你的碗。感謝謝這隻碗，因為它我已經賣了三十隻貓。”

　　關於爆笑英語笑話篇三

　　Not really 事實並非如此

　　A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg, then urinated on its owner.

　　Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passerby1who'd seen everything remarked："That's extremely tolerant of you, especially after what he just did."

　　"Not really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts."

　　一個盲人領著一隻導盲犬站在十字路口處等著過馬路。就在這個時候，導盲犬把腿一抬，開始往主人身上撒尿。

　　這個盲人十分平靜地從口袋裡拿出了一塊餅乾給狗吃。一個過路人剛好看到了這一切，很不解地說：“你的脾氣真好，尤其是那隻狗都做了這樣的事情，你還給它餅乾吃。”

　　“事實並非如此。”盲人回答說，“我只是想弄清楚它的嘴在哪裡，這樣一來，我就可以踢它的屁股了。”

　　關於爆笑英語笑話篇四

　　Prediction 預言

　　Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson's house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something.

　　"He won't get away with it this time," muttered Robinson to his wife.

　　"Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw this morning," the neighbor began.

　　"Oh, I'm terribly sorry," said Robinson with a smug look, "but the fact of the matter is, I’ll be using it all day."

　　"In that case," said the neighbor, "you won't be using your golf clubs, mind if I borrow them?"

　　每當鄰居家的男子向羅賓遜家走來的時候，羅賓遜就知道他一定又是來借東西的。

　　“這次他什麼也別想借走。”羅賓遜朝他的妻子小聲嘀咕道。

　　“嗯，我想知道你今天早上是否用這把電動鋸?”鄰居又開始借東西了。

　　“噢，真是太不好意思了，”羅賓遜一幅自鳴得意的表情，“其實，我要用一整天。”

　　“假如是那樣的話，”鄰居說，“你肯定不會用高爾夫球杆了，你不介意把它借給我吧?”