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　　湯姆的藉口

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I nete to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.

　　老師：湯姆，您為什麼每天上學遲到?

　　湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：學校----慢行。

　　老師哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on***溺愛，寵愛*** him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum***亂髮脾氣*** . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"

　　"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。

　　他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：“學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”

　　“哭?”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”

　　如果我是一個經理

　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a netposition – If I Am a Manager.

　　All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

　　I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.

　　一天課上，老師要同學們以如果我是一個經理為題寫一篇作文。

　　所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什麼不寫。

　　我在等我的祕書。那孩子答道。