英語簡單笑話帶翻譯爆笑短文

　　學習英語，閱讀真的很重要，多閱讀一些簡單的英語笑話也是提高英語閱讀能力的一種，下面小編在這裡整理了一些簡單的英語笑話給大家，希望大家會喜歡這些英語笑話!

　　英語簡單笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　Keep the Change

　　零錢不用找了

　　Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.

　　在教堂的義賣市上賣舊書時，我與一名準備買東西的顧客發生了一場爭論。他對購買袖珍奧金.納什集頗感興趣，但是說它要三十五美分開價過高。其它的平裝書每本才賣十或十五美分。

　　I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.

　　我指出這本書儲存狀況頗好，納什是個有趣的詩人，這個要價是合理的。他說這是個原則問題。最終，我同意以十五美分的價格將這本書賣給他。他得意洋洋，拿出一張十美元的票子付帳。“零錢不用找了。”他說。

　　英語簡單笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　Three Whistles

　　三聲口哨

　　I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they then?" I asked, pointing to another tray.

　　我答應過我的女朋友過生日進送她一條金項鍊。可是當珠寶商報出我們看中的那條項鍊的價格時，我低低地打了個長口哨。“那這條項鍊多少錢呢?”我指著另一個盤子裡的項鍊問。

　　"You, sir," replied the jeweler, "about three whistles."

　　“先生，對你來說，”珠寶商答道，“大約值三聲口哨。”

　　英語簡單笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　Too Polite

　　太有禮貌

　　A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woman's grumpy complaints in stride, but one day she went too far. "Why is it I never manage to get what I ask for in your shop?" demanded the woman.

　　一名婦女經常光顧一家小古董店，但幾乎從不買什麼東西，卻總是對商品和價格吹毛求疵。對於那婦女的粗暴抱怨，經理和她的銷售員總是應付了事，但是有一天她做得太過分了。“為什麼你們店裡總是不能得到我想要的東西?”那名婦女指責說。

　　A smile on her face, the clerk calmly replied, "Perhaps it's because we're too polite."

　　職員臉上帶著微笑，沉著地回答道：“也許是因為我們太有禮貌了。”　

　　英語簡單笑話帶翻譯篇4

　　He Won

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　他贏了

　　湯姆：約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?

　　約翰尼：他害病臥床了.他受了傷.

　　湯姆：真糟糕,怎麼回事兒?

　　約翰尼：我們做遊戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了.

　　英語簡單笑話帶翻譯篇5

　　I Have His Ear in My Pocket

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　　他的耳朵在我衣兜裡

　　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡.他媽媽問,“發生了什麼事?”

　　“一個男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡說.

　　“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問.

　　“他走到哪裡我都能認出他,”伊凡說.“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裡呢.”