讓人爆笑的英語笑話

　　學習英語可能很累了嗎，沒關係，小編今天給大家分享一下英語的笑話，有時間可以來看看哦，希望能讓你一笑哦

　　英語笑話一則

　　For the Dog

　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

　　"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

　　喂狗

　　一家人在飯館裡吃過晚飯，父親把服務生叫了過來。

　　”先生，什麼事?“服務生問。

　　”我兒子的盤子裡剩下許多肉，“父親說，”能給我們一個袋子嗎?我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗。“

　　”啊呀，爸爸!“兒子激動地叫喊著。”咱家養狗了嗎?“

　　英語笑話二則

　　Who do you think you are?

　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

　　“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”

　　“I am the driver.” he said.

　　你以為你是誰?

　　公共汽車上很擠，當又一個人還是試圖上車時，乘客們不讓他上。

　　“車上太擠了，”他們喊道，“你以為你是誰?”

　　“我是司機!”他說。

　　英語笑話三則

　　Jenny's papa bought her a pair of new trousers, but it couldn't be worn as it shrank in the wash. Her mother got angry.

　　詹妮的爸爸給她新買了一條褲子，但剛一下水就縮得不能穿了。她的媽媽非常生氣。

　　But Jenny said. "Mama, I can wear it if you have me a bath."

　　詹妮卻說：“媽媽，你給我洗個澡，我就能穿了。”

　　英語笑話四則

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said three and three were six and then she said two and four were six too.....

　　媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。