關於四年級英語笑話大全

　　與一般日常會話不同,笑話刻意地違反合作原則,引匯出會話含意,並且利用會話含意之間的衝突來達到其預定功能。本文是關於四年級英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於四年級英語笑話：I've Come to Install the Phone

　　A young business man had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

　　Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."

　　我來安電話的

　　一個年輕人剛開始做生意,租了一間漂亮的辦公室。坐在辦公室,他看見一個人從外面走進辦公室。裝著很忙的樣子,他拿起話筒,假裝正在跟人談一筆很大的生意。他從嘴裡說出的,都是數目很大的數字,還有口氣很大的許諾。

　　最後,他掛上電話,問來訪者:“您有什麼事嗎

　　關於四年級英語笑話：Bet

　　“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet, bet. ”

　　“ Leave it to me, ” said the principal.

　　A week later he phoned the boy's father. “ I think I've cured him,” he said.

　　“ How? ”

　　“ Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said, ” I bet that's a false beard, “ How much? I said, and he said $ 5 ”

　　“ What happened ? ” asked the father.

　　“ Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson! ”

　　“ No, it won't,” said the father. “He bet me $10 on Monday that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week! ”

　　“ 我想你幫我制止我兒子賭博。 ” 一位焦急的父親對兒子的校長說。 ” 我不知道他從哪兒學來的,總是賭 , 賭 , 賭。 ”“ 交給我吧! ” 校長說。

　　一週後,他打電話給男孩的父親。 “ 我想我已使他改邪歸正。 ” 他說。

　　“ 怎麼辦到的? ”

　　“ 噢,他看著我的鬍子,然後說: ‘ 我打賭那是假鬍子。 ' ‘ 賭多少錢? ' 我問,他說 5 美元。 ”

　　“ 後來怎樣? ” 父親問道。

　　“ 於是他拉扯了我的鬍子後,知道那是貨真價實的,我就要他給我 5 美元。我敢肯定我給了他一個教訓。 ”

　　“ 不行,那沒用。 ” 父親說。 “ 星期一他和我賭了 10 美元,說週末他可以讓你允許他拔你的鬍子! ”

　　關於四年級英語笑話：They're Busy

　　One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

　　“ May I speak to your parents? ”

　　“ They're busy. ”

　　“ Oh. Is anybody else there? ”

　　“ The police. ”

　　“ Can I speak to them? ”

　　“ They're busy. ”

　　“ Oh. Is anybody else there? ”

　　“ The firemen. ”

　　“ Can I speak to them? ”

　　“ They're busy. ”

　　“ So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing? ”

　　“ Looking for me. ”

　　電話鈴響了,小男孩接了電話。

　　“請你父母聽電話好嗎?”

　　“他們很忙。”

　　“噢,那家裡還有其他人嗎?”

　　“還有警察。”

　　“我可以和他們說話嗎?”

　　“他們很忙。”

　　“那還有其他人嗎?”

　　“還有消防員。”

　　“我可以和他們說話嗎?”

　　“他們也很忙。”

　　“請直接告訴我——你的父母、警察和消防員都在你家,但他們都很忙,他們到底在幹什麼?”

　　“在找我。”

　　關於四年級英語笑話：Whose Father Was the Stronger

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.”

　　Bill wasn't impressed, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!”

　　威爾和比爾在為誰的父親更強壯而爭吵。威爾說: “ 喏,你知道太平洋嗎?就是我爸爸為它挖的洞。 ”

　　比爾不屑一顧: “ 噢,那沒什麼。你知道死海嗎?那是我爸爸殺死的。 ”