簡短英語笑話帶中文精選

　　先秦笑話的主要目的在於說理,兩漢笑話的目的是娛樂與說理並重,魏晉笑話的主要目的則在於娛樂。下面是小編帶來的簡短英語笑話帶中文，歡迎閱讀!

　　A Bad Impression

　　My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-year- old, Lucy, cry out in frustration at her five-year-old sister, Charlotte, "You, you... you editor!"

　　Notes:

　　***1*** impression n.印象

　　***2*** absorb v.吸收***知識等***

　　***3*** overhear v.偶然聽到

　　***4*** frustration n.挫折

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文判斷下列句子正***T***、***F***：

　　① The woman and her husband are both journalists.

　　② The parents try to educate their children during dinner.

　　③ Lucy is the youngest of the children.

　　④ Lucy had a quarrel with Charlotte.

　　⑤ To Lucy, "editor" means a bad person

　　壞印象

　　我丈夫和我都是作家。晚夕談話中，我們經常給孩子們談到我們的工作。沒人清楚他們聽懂了多少。直到有一天，我偶然聽到七歲的女兒盧希煩惱地向她五歲的妹妹喊道：“你，你----你這個編輯!”

　　練習參考答案：

　　①F②T③F④T⑤T

　　簡短英語笑話帶中文閱讀

　　Lose One Pound

　　I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added, "That's not bad for a man of my age."

　　Overhearing this, a woman remarked, "You mean to say it took you all this time to lose one pound?"

　　Notes:

　　***1*** compliment ***sb. on sth. *** v.恭維;稱讚

　　***2*** brag v.自誇;誇耀

　　***3*** tip the scale at稱量

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文選擇正確答案：

　　① How much had the man's co-worker lost in weight?

　　A. one pound

　　B. ten pounds

　　C. seventeen pounds

　　D. eleven pounds

　　② What was the man's attitude towards his cc,-worker having lost in his weight?

　　A. jealous

　　B. unconcerned

　　C. admiring

　　D. worried

　　③ How much did the man weigh when he was 17?

　　A. 224 pounds

　　B. 225 pounds

　　C. 223 pounds

　　D. 222 pounds

　　④ "Tip the scales at" in paragraph one possibly means_____ .

　　A. weigh

　　B. make a tip for scales

　　C. weigh more than

　　D. weigh less than

　　⑤ How did the man feel on his losing one pound?

　　A. disappointed

　　B. proud

　　C. ashamed

　　D. puzzled

　　減掉一磅

　　我稱讚我的一個同事減肥10磅。可是，我禁不住誇耀說我17歲時，體重225磅，而目前體重是224磅。我還說：“這對我這樣年齡的男子來說，是不錯的。”

　　一個女子聽到了這些話，她說道：“你是說你花了這麼長時間才減了1磅?”

　　練習參考答案：

　　①B②C③B④A⑤B

　　簡短英語笑話帶中文學習

　　Older Goats in America

　　A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.

　　She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced. She then asked, "What do you do with your older goats in America?"

　　A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"

　　Notes:

　　***1*** hillside n. 山坡

　　***2*** graze v.***指牛羊等***吃青草

　　***3*** put out 把…送到外面去

　　***4*** pasture n.牧場

　　***5*** spry adj.活潑的

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文判斷下列句子正***T***、***F***：

　　① The group of Americans were traveling by train.

　　② They visited a cheese farm.

　　③ The young guide told them that cattle milk was used to make cheese.

　　④ Older goats were put out to pasture when they no longer produced milk.

　　⑤ The old gentleman was making a joke.

　　美國老羊

　　一群美國人乘長途汽車在荷蘭旅遊。他們在一個乳酪場停下來。一位年輕的導遊帶他們參觀了乳酪製作的全過程，解釋說用的是羊奶。

　　她指給這群人一個美麗的山坡，山坡上許多羊在吃草。對這些，她解釋說，是放逐草地的老羊，它們已不能再產奶。她然後問道：“在美國你們怎樣處理老羊呢?”

　　一位活潑的老紳士回答說：“他們讓我們乘車旅行!”

　　練習參考答案：

　　①F②T③F④T⑤T