爆笑簡短的英語笑話大全

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編精心收集了爆笑簡短的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　爆笑簡短的英語笑話篇1

　　Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.

　　Boy: What are the two things?

　　Girl: Your feet.

　　Submitted by Bob Waldman

　　爆笑簡短的英語笑話篇2

　　A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

　　Submitted by BH LEE

　　爆笑簡短的英語笑話篇3

　　My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

　　So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

　　***Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.***

　　爆笑簡短的英語笑話篇4

　　The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'

　　The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'

　　The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

　　I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.

　　Submitted by: Adriana Luchetti

　　爆笑簡短的英語笑話篇5

　　A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

　　The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

　　The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

　　The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

　　Submitted by Sean McLoughlin

　　爆笑簡短的英語笑話篇6

　　Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

　　Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

　　Submitted by: Irene Pellegrini

　　爆笑簡短的英語笑話篇7

　　Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

　　Doctor: Next please!

　　Submitted by Marco Morales, Mexico