關於短篇英語笑話大全

　　笑話作為一種特殊的交際策略，它能夠幫助人們緩解尷尬的氣氛，從而保持和諧的人際關係。小編精心收集了關於短篇英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於短篇英語笑話篇1

　　大腦袋 Big Head

　　"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　"Where's the shopping bag?"

　　"I haven't got one, use your hat."

　　“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”

　　“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”

　　“購物袋在哪?”

　　“我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

　　關於短篇英語笑話篇2

　　Good wishes

　　One day a boy came to his teacher and said: “Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast***烘烤*** pig.”

　　“I certainly do”, said the teacher, “and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.”

　　Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.

　　Finally the teacher said to the boy: “I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.”

　　“Yes”, said the boy, “he did intend to, but the pig got well.”

　　中文翻譯：

　　良好的心願

　　一天有個男孩去對他老師說：“老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。”

　　“當然囉”，老師說，“去告訴你父親，多謝他想著我。”

　　好幾天過去了，再沒提起烤豬肉的事兒。

　　最後老師對男孩說：“我以為你父親要給我送點烤豬肉來呢。”

　　“是啊”，孩子說，“他是這麼想的，可後來豬又沒病了。”

　　關於短篇英語笑話篇3

　　Do You Know My Work?

　　One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.

　　Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

　　“Before I came out”, said one, “I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.”

　　“You don't know my work”, said the other.

　　“What is your work?”

　　“I'm a policeman.”

　　“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, “and do you know my work?”“No”, said the policeman.

　　“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”

　　中文翻譯：

　　你知道我是幹嘛的嗎?

　　一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館裡的人穿著睡衣就跑了出來。

　　兩個人站在外面，看著大火。

　　“在我出來之前”，其中一個說，“我跑進一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火裡，火就會把它燒成灰燼，所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了，沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。”

　　“你不知道我是幹什麼的”，另一個說。

　　“你是幹什麼的?”

　　“我是警察。”

　　“噢!”第一個人喊了一聲，他靈機一動，說：“那你知道我是幹什麼的?”“不知道。”警察說。

　　“我是個作家，我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。”