關於英文笑話小短文七篇

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。下面是小編帶來的關於英文笑話小短文，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於英文笑話小短文篇一

　　deleted file

　　Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?".

　　關於英文笑話小短文篇二

　　Have a first child

　　A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.

　　After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife‘s stomach with indelible ink.

　　The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.

　　In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."

　　關於英文笑話小短文篇三

　　TOM'S EXCUSE

　　 are you late for school every day?

　　 time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go

　　Slow".

　　湯姆的藉口

　　老師：湯姆,您為什麼每天上學遲到?

　　湯姆：我每次路過拐角,一個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行."

　　關於英文笑話小短文篇四

　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition——If I am a manager.

　　All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

　　“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

　　一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經理”為題寫一篇作文。

　　所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什麼不寫。

　　“我在等我的祕書”。那孩子答道。

　　關於英文笑話小短文篇五

　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"xiao84

　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

　　我沒有睡著

　　當一群婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被佔滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”

　　“我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。

　　“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”

　　“我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”

　　關於英文笑話小短文篇六

　　Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 巴士英語

　　傑克騎車摔傷，得住院治療。一位年輕美貌的護士拿著表格讓填。仞傑克填好遞上表格"還有什麼漏填的?"護士問. "有!"傑克想了想說，"我是個單身漢."

　　關於英文笑話小短文篇七

　　A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings. “Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull thered string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German。” replies the shop keeper.巴士英語

　　“And whathappens if I pull both the strings?”our curious shopper inquires. “I fall off my perch you fool!!” screeches the parrot.

　　有個人去寵物店買鸚鵡。在那裡，他看見有隻鸚鵡的左腿被紅線繫住，右腿則被綠線繫住。對此他感到不解，於是他問該店的老闆，老闆回答說：“這隻鸚鵡受過特殊的訓練。如果拉紅線，它就講法語，拉綠線，它則講德語。”

　　這個好奇的人接著問，“要是我兩條線都拉，會怎麼樣呢?”

　　“我就會掉下來了，你這個傻瓜!!”鸚鵡尖叫著說。