關於教師節的英語笑話

　　教師節,一個專屬於教師的神聖節日,在不同的國家有著不同的慶祝方式。第一個教師節是由葡萄牙於1899年設立的,距今已有115年的歷史。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?

　　老師：為什麼說鷹的視力很好?

　　Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.

　　學生：因為我從沒見過哪隻鷹戴眼鏡。

　　篇2

　　Teacher: Where does God live?

　　老師：上帝住哪兒?

　　Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

　　學生：我想他應該住我家浴室。

　　Teacher: Why do you say that?

　　老師：為什麼這麼說?

　　Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

　　學生：因為每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大門喊：“上帝啊，你怎麼還在裡面?”

　　篇3

　　Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

　　老師：為什麼你一天裡能犯那麼多錯!

　　Pupil: I get up early!

　　學生：誰讓我起得早呢!

　　篇4

　　Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

　　老師：西印度群島有哪些產物?

　　Student: I don't know.

　　學生：我不曉得。

　　Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

　　老師：怎麼會不知道，你每天吃的糖哪兒來的?

　　Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

　　學生：鄰居家借的。

　　篇5

　　Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?

　　老師：這已經是我本週第五次罰你了。想說點什麼?

　　Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!

　　學生：還好禮拜六禮拜天不上課啊老師!

　　相關文章拓展閱讀：死而復生的兔子

　　This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbors house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

　　A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stammers***口吃，結巴*** and says, "Um...no...um...what happened?" The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"

　　一天一個人下班回家，發現他的狗嘴裡叼著鄰居的寵物兔。兔子死了，這個人很驚慌。他想鄰居一定會責備他的。於是他打掃了現場，把兔子拖進屋，給它洗了個澡，吹乾兔毛。再把兔子放回鄰居家的兔籠，希望他們以為兔子是自然死亡的。

　　幾天後，鄰居在外面問這個人，“你知道Fluffy死了嗎?”這個人覺得很尷尬，假裝清白說到：“嗯，呃，沒有，怎麼了?”鄰居說，“我們有一天發現它死在籠子裡了。但奇怪的是，在我們埋葬它的第二天，有人把它挖出來了，洗了個澡，又放回了它的籠子。這附近一定有一個很神經的人。”