幽默英語口語笑話大全

　　英語笑話是很有用的，小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話，有時間的可以多多看看，大家一起學習一下吧

　　英語笑話一

　　“I am sorry”。

　　“I am sorry， too” 外國人回答。

　　“I am sorry three” 我道。

　　“What are you sorry for?” 外國人問。

　　“I am sorry five” 我說……

　　男：Can I buy you a drink?***我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎?***

　　女：Actually I''d rather have the money.***不必，我我寧願留下那些錢。 ***

　　英語笑話二

　　男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?***這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎?***

　　女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.***抱歉。這個週末我頭疼。***

　　男：Can I have your name?***直譯：我能有你的名字嗎?***

　　女：Why? Don''t you already have one? ***為什麼?你不是已經有一個了嗎?***

　　英語笑話三

　　男：I think I could make you very happy.***我想我能讓你非常快樂。***

　　女：Why? Are you leaving?***是嗎?你是說你要離開?***

　　1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

　　GEORGE: Here it is!

　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

　　CLASS: George!

　　2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

　　ELLEN: I is...

　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

　　3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　CLASS: Big hands!

　　4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

　　TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

　　5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

　　SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.On the

　　beach 沙灘上有趣的對話 A man was sunbathing naked at the

　　beach. 一男於沙灘上裸晒。 For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, 為了文明點，也因為怕太陽灼傷它he had a hat ove