關於聖誕節的英語笑話

　　Saying a Prayer for His Christmas Meal

　　Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers, sister, Grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food.

　　He gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the Christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. Then lee paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the Brussels sprouts, won't he know that I'm lying?"

　　聖誕節晚宴上的餐前禱告

　　有個小男孩叫Lee, 今年七歲，聖誕節晚餐開桌前，家人讓他做餐前禱告。家人都帶著期待的申請低頭看著他，Lee開始做他得禱告，首先，他謝謝上帝賜予他爸爸媽媽，哥哥姐姐誒，奶奶還有他們家的所有叔叔嬸嬸。然後，他開始感謝上帝賜予他得聖誕節晚餐了。

　　他感謝上帝賜予他火雞，餡兒餅，聖誕布丁和紅莓醬。然後Lee停下來了 ，大家等啊等啊。。。。Lee沉默了很長時間，然後抬起頭看著他媽媽說：“媽媽，如果我感謝上帝賜予我甘藍菜，他會知道我在撒謊嗎?”

　　注：國外很多小孩子都不喜歡吃甘藍菜，看《絕望主婦》裡面Lynette家的雙胞胎就非常討厭吃甘藍菜，請了保姆後還拿這個來做實驗，看看她們家保姆有沒有魅力讓兩個小鬼頭把甘藍菜吃下去。

　　聖誕派對上得搞笑對話

　　"Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?" said a boy to a girl.

　　"Well, do you know who I am?" inquired the girl.

　　"No." replied the boy.

　　"I'm the head teacher's daughter", replied the girl.

　　"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.

　　"No," she uttered.

　　"Thank goodness!" said the boy with a sigh of relief.

　　一個小男孩跟小女孩說：“你有沒有覺得班主任有點傻?”

　　小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是誰嗎?”

　　小男孩回答道：“不知道。”

　　小女孩說：“我就是你口中所說的傻班主任的女兒。”

　　小男孩***面不改色心裡驚恐地***問：“那你知道我是誰嗎?”

　　小女孩說：“不知道。”

　　小男孩大大的鬆了口氣，說道“真是謝天謝地啊。”