最經典幽默英語笑話大全

　　笑話是幽默的一個屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特徵。笑話是民族特有幽默的一種形式。小編整理了最經典幽默英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　最經典幽默英語笑話篇一

　　Who Is the Laziest 誰最懶

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

　　湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

　　最經典幽默英語笑話篇二

　　稱職

　　" What makes you think you're qualified to be a nightwatchmah?"asked the personnel director.

　　一位人事經理問一位求職者:“你怎麼就覺得你能勝任值夜班的工作呢?”

　　"Well;,for one thing,"replied the job applicant, "I'm a real light sleeper.”

　　求職者說:“噢，有一點我敢肯定，我睡覺很徑。”

　　最經典幽默英語笑話篇三

　　One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.

　　有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經拿著信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。

　　After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"

　　兒子回來後,父親問他:"你把信丟進郵筒了嗎?"

　　"Certainly"

　　"當然"

　　"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"

　　"你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?"

　　"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

　　"我當然看見信封上什麼也沒寫"

　　"Then why you didn't take it back?"

　　"那你為什麼不拿回來呢?"

　　"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"

　　"我還以為你不寫地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰呢!"