初中英語笑話

　　幽默在人們的日常生活中隨處可見,起著重要的作用。長期以來，幽默因其在人際交往中的神奇效果，已經成為研究者們普遍關心的話題。小編精心收集了經典，供大家欣賞學習!

　　經典篇1

　　A Physics Examination

　　Once in a physics examination，Nick finished the first question very soon，while his classmates were thinking it hard.

　　The question was: when it thunders why do we see the lightning first，then hear the thunder rolls

　　Nick’s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　一次物理考試

　　在一次物理考試中當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。

　　這個問題是:為什麼在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲?

　　尼克的回答是:因為眼睛在前，耳朵在後。

　　經典篇2

　　Englishman

　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."

　　一個英國人

　　一天晚上，一個英國人從他住的旅店房間裡走出來。來到走廊上，叫旅店的服務員給他拿一杯水來。服務員按他的要求做了。英國人回到了他的房間裡，幾分鐘後 他又來到走廊上，讓服務員再給他送一杯水。服務員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國人就走出房間重複他的要求。 半小時之後.這位感到驚訝的服務員決定問問房客要這些水乾什麼，英國人不謊不忙地回答：”沒什麼.只不過是我的房間裡起火了。"

　　經典篇3

　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

　　The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

　　The little girl replied, "My homework."

　　一天，小女孩從學校回到家裡，對媽媽說：“媽媽，今天在學校裡我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。”

　　媽媽激動地說：“那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什麼?”

　　小女孩回答說：“我的家庭作業。”

　　經典篇4

　　An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in

　　prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.

　　He wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"

　　At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.

　　Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.

　　His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."

　　一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭，他的獨生子正在坐牢。老人想在花園裡種些土豆，但不知道誰可以幫忙把泥土翻鬆。他寫信想兒子提及此事，兒子回信說道：“看在上帝的面上，千萬不要翻鬆花園的泥土，我把槍埋在那兒了。”

　　第二天凌晨4點，一隊英國士兵出現在老人家中，在花園把土地翻遍，但並沒有找到任何槍支。”

　　老人寫信告訴兒子這件奇怪的事情，問到底發生了什麼事情，下一步應該怎麼做。

　　兒子回信道：“你只管種土豆好了。”