超短英語笑話

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。冷笑話不同於一般笑話,它以其獨特的制笑機制,能瞬間創造出一種特殊的氛圍。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　篇一

　　Teacher: Why are you late?

　　Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

　　Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

　　Student: No. I was standing on it.

　　Submitted by Fred G. Stone

　　篇二

　　Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.

　　Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

　　Man: I offer you myself.

　　Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

　　Man: I want to share everything with you.

　　Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

　　Submitted by kara dolson

　　篇三

　　Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

　　Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

　　Son: No.

　　篇四

　　The real estate agent says, "I have a good, cheap apartment for you."

　　The man replys, "By the week or by the month?"

　　The agent answers, "By the garbage dump.."

　　篇五

　　Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.

　　Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.

　　Submitted by Jim Sperling

　　篇六

　　"Why do you take baths in milk?"

　　"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

　　篇七

　　Bank Teller: How do you like the money?

　　English Student: I like it very much.

　　Submitted by Safnil ***Bengkulu University Indonesia***