關於對話式的英語笑話

　　笑話是一種用來逗笑取樂的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學們在日常生活和學習中不時地會心一笑,還能從中學習到不少的英語知識。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee

　　Waitress : Is it enough Sir?

　　Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more?

　　Submitted by Safnil ***Bengkulu University Indonesia***

　　篇2

　　"You look very funny wearing that belt."

　　"I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it."

　　篇3

　　"I was born in California."

　　"Which part?"

　　"All of me."

　　篇4

　　Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?

　　Student: Well...yes and no.

　　篇5

　　"Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"

　　"No, I'm sorry I don't."

　　"Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."

　　篇6

　　Father: What did you do today to help your mother?

　　Son: I dried the dishes

　　Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.

　　Submitted by Fred G. Stone

　　篇7

　　The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.

　　The student: I walk. You walk ....

　　The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.

　　The student: I run. You run ...

　　Submitted by: Mouhssin