簡單易懂英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。這其中的原因,不僅在於笑話能夠折射出社會生活中的方方面面,而且在於,笑話可以在說笑中蘊含著人們對於美好生活的期盼和訴求。小編精心收集了簡單易懂英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　簡單易懂英語笑話篇1

　　I was once told by a Japanese student that this is an old story.

　　One Saturday afternoon the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede were sitting around the grasshopper's house drinking beer.

　　They ran out of beer before they were ready to quit drinking, so they decided one of them should go out for more beer.

　　The snail said, "I'd go, but I'm kind of slow. Besides, Grasshopper, this is your neighborhood so you know where to go."

　　The grasshopper said, "I don't mind going, but my hopping will shake up the beer and we'll get sprayed every time we open one."

　　So they decided to send the centipede; and the grasshopper explained how to get to the nearest liquor store.

　　An hour or so passed and still the centipede hadn't returned, so the snail and the grasshopper decided to go look for him.

　　They got as far as the the front door and found the centipede sitting there putting on his shoes.

　　Submitted by Rodney A. Hoiseth - Roth Corporation

　　簡單易懂英語笑話篇2

　　This joke never fails to get a laugh.

　　A man slow witted man walked into a pattent office. He walked up to the patent officer and said, "Hey, I've got a new idea for a mouse trap." ***Draw a box on the blackboard.***

　　"Here's the box." ***Draw a hole in the box.*** "Here's the hole." ***Draw a circle in the bottom of the hole*** "Here's the cheese." ***Draw a line across the hole in the box.*** "Here's the blade. The mouse sticks his head in the holeto get the cheese, the blade drops on his neck and kills him."

　　The patent officer looks at the diagram. He understands that the man is a little slow so he wants to be kind. He explains to the man that he does not think the design is ready to be patented yet. He tells the man, "Please, work on it some more. Perhaps I will be able to patent it another time." The slow witted man says thank you and leaves the office.

　　One week later the slow witted man shows up again. ***Draw the exact same example on the board in exactly the same way.*** The slow witted man says, "This is the box, this is the hole, this is the cheese and this is the wire. The mouse sticks his head in the hole to get the cheese, the wire wraps around his neck and kills him."

　　The patent officer, still trying to be kind, makes the same excuse as before. The slow witted man leaves.

　　One week later the slow witted man returns. He approaches the same pattent officer and says, ***The exact same things***

　　"Here's the box. Here's the hole. ***This time he draws a zig-zag line across the hole and he does not draw a circle for the cheese.*** After completing the zig-zag line, the slow witted man proclaims, "and here's the saw blade."

　　The patent officer notices the design and the fact that that ther is no cheese. He asks the slow witted man, "Where's the cheese." "Ah-ha," says the slow witted man.

　　"That's the point. The mouse sticks his head in the hole

　　and says," "Where did you put the cheese."

　　***When the mouse speeks you must act like the mouse. Stick your head out as if looking into the trap and swing it back and forth as if looking for the cheese.***

　　The implication is that the mouse will saw off his own head while looking for the cheese. Remember the saw blade?

　　Submitted by Karl Hartman

　　簡單易懂英語笑話篇3

　　An lawyer American lawyer invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin. Early in the morning, the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they were picking blueberries, along came two big Bears - a male and a female.

　　The lawyer, seeing the two bears, climbed a tree.

　　His friend wasn't so lucky and the male bear caught him and swallowed him whole.

　　The lawyer drove his car to town as fast has he could to get a policeman. The policeman took his gun and ran to the berry patch with the lawyer.

　　Sure enough, the two bears were still there. "He's in THAT one!" said the lawyer, pointing to the male.

　　The policeman looked at the bears, took careful aim with his gun, and SHOT THE FEMALE.

　　"What did you do that for!" shouted the lawyer, "I said he was in the other bear!"

　　"Exactly," answered the policeman. "Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?"

　　***The check is in the mail.***

　　Submitted by Bonnie P.

　　簡單易懂英語笑話篇4

　　A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.

　　The head monk said: "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years."

　　The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"

　　"Food cold!" , the man replied.

　　Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"

　　"Robe dirty!", the man exclaimed.

　　Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"

　　"I quit!" , said the man.

　　"Well, the head monk replied, I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"

　　Submitted by Bonnie P