趣味英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　The first mate was found to be drunk one day and that day it happened to be the captain’s turn to write in the ship' s log so he wrote: The first mate was drunk today.

　　一天大副喝酒喝得大醉，這天正好輪到船長記航行日誌。他寫道:大副今天喝醉了。

　　He begged and pleaded to the captain to remove that entry but the captain argued that once an entry was made in the company’s Log it couldn’t be deleted. 'The first mate decided to get even. The next time when it was the first mate's turn to write in the log, he wrote: The captain was sober today.

　　大副苦苦哀求船長不要把這個寫進去，但是船長說一旦寫進了航海日記就不能刪去了。大副因此決定要對船長進行報復。當輪到大副記航海日誌的時候，他寫道:船長今天是清醒的。

　　2：

　　A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.

　　一位外科醫生剛從非洲狩獵回來。

　　"How did it go?" asked his colleagues.

　　“這次打獵順利嗎?，’同僚問道。

　　"Oh , it was very disappointing," replied the surgeon.

　　“喔，實在太令人失望了，”外科醫生答道。

　　"I didn't kill a thing. In fact, I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital. "

　　“我什麼也沒獵殺到，實際上，還是待在醫院裡比較有成就感。”

　　3：

　　The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy.

　　一位心理醫師感到有些厭煩。他已治好一名病人的幻想症，但那名患者似乎仍然不快樂。

　　"What's the matter, Mr. Jones?" he inquired. "Aren't you glad to be dealing with the worldrealistically?"

　　“到底是怎麼一回事，瓊斯先生?”他詢問道。“難道你不喜歡踏實地面對周圍的一切嗎?

　　"Oh, sure. Doc, sure .... Only, last year I was Genghis Khan and now I' m nobody ! "

　　“喔，是的，醫生，我是很願意。只是去年我還是成吉思汗，現在我成了無名之輩!”

　　以上就是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡!