英文小笑話短文閱讀

　　如果你是一個性格內向的人，那你就來看笑話吧，時間長了，你就會是一個性格開朗的人。小編整理了英文小笑話短文，歡迎閱讀!

　　英文小笑話短文：死後重生Life After Death

　　Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

　　"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. CopyRight yingyuzhijia

　　"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you. 內容來自 Yingyuzhijia

　　中文翻譯：

　　“你相信人死後仍有生命嗎?”老闆問他的一個員工。

　　“是的，先生。”這個新員工回答說。

　　“哦，那麼，這樣說來一切就很正常了，” 老闆繼續說，“在你今早離開，去參加***葬禮，她來看你了。”

　　英文小笑話短文：兩隻蟑螂

　　Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. CopyRight yingyuzhijia

　　"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

　　"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

　　兩隻蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃著，其中的一隻談起了它在一家新開張的餐館裡的經歷。

　　“那時我在街對面的那家新餐館裡，”它說。“那裡太乾淨了!廚房沒有一點汙漬，地面閃著白光。任何地方都沒有垃圾。那裡是如此乾淨，整個地方都在發光。”

　　“請不要在我吃東西的時候說這個好嗎?”另一隻蟑螂不悅地說。

　　英文小笑話短文：電話號碼是什麼

　　Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.

　　"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began. The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is

　　like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening though."

　　Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?" CopyRight yingyuzhijia

　　在電話中交談

　　每個星期天牧師都會把孩子們叫到教堂前面，然後給他們講一個故事。一天，他為了更好地闡述祈禱的含義，帶來了一臺電話機。 內容來自 Yingyuzhijia

　　“你們和別人在電話裡交談，並沒有看到電話線另一端的人，對嗎?”他開始問道。孩子們點頭稱是。“好的，和上帝交談就象通過電話交談一樣。他就在另一端，雖然你看不見他，但是他正在聆聽你的心聲。”

　　就在這時，一個小男孩尖著嗓子問道：“那他的電話號碼是什麼?”