有趣的英語笑話短文閱讀

　　看笑話可使你成為一個心胸寬廣的人。古語說得好，一笑泯恩仇! 小編整理了有趣的英語笑話短文，歡迎閱讀!

　　有趣的英語笑話短文篇一

　　There was a little girl whose mother was very strict. Her mother tried to make her daughter behave in a very decent manner, but the girl was still three and half years old. One day the family went to a party, and in the middle of the party the girl cried, "Mommy I want to go restroom.” This drew a lot of attention and the mother felt embarrassed about her daughter. At home she advised that whenever she wants to go to restroom she should say, "I want to sing.”

　　有一個小女孩，她的媽媽對她特別嚴厲。她媽媽試圖讓小女孩的舉止端莊，但是這個女孩只有三歲半。一天一家人去參加一個聚會，在聚會當中小女孩哭著說:“媽媽，我想上廁所。”這吸引了許多人的注意，母親也因為她女兒的行為而感到尷尬。回到家中，她要求女兒不管什麼時候只要想上廁所就說:“我想唱首歌。”

　　After a couple of days the girl’s grandfather came to visit them. She liked her grandfather very much. At night, she slept with her grandfather, who put her to sleep with a story. After couple of hours, she woke up and said，"Grandpa I want to sing.”The grandpa was afraid of causing a disturbance past midnight if the girl began singing, so he told her in a very low voice, "Baby if you want to sing, sing in my ears.”

　　過了幾天，女孩兒的外公來看她和媽媽。小女孩非常喜歡她的外公。晚上，她和給她講故事的外公一起睡。過了幾個小時，她起來說:“外公，我想唱首歌。”外公害怕她如果在半夜唱歌會打攪別人，所以就用非常低沉的聲音告訴她:“寶貝，如果你想唱，那麼就在外公的耳邊唱吧。”

　　有趣的英語笑話短文篇二

　　Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can sec what you had for breakfast this morning.

　　老師:沃爾特，你為什麼不洗臉?我可以看出你今天早餐吃了什麼。

　　Pupil: What was it?

　　學生:那是什麼?

　　Teacher: Eggs.

　　老師:雞蛋。

　　, sir. That was yesterday.

　　學生:錯了，先生。那是昨天的。

　　長一點爆笑英語小笑話帶翻譯欣賞

　　Teacher: Why are you late?

　　老師:你為什麼遲到?

　　Pupil: Because of a sign down the road.

　　學生:因為路上的一個牌子。

　　Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

　　老師:牌子和你遲到有什麼關係?

　　Pupil: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

　　學生:牌子寫著，“前方學校——慢行!”

　　有趣的英語笑話短文篇三

　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　老師:1809年發生了什麼重大事件?

　　Pupil: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　學生:亞伯拉罕·林肯出生了。

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　老師:正確。1812發生了什麼重大事件?

　　Pupil: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　學生:亞伯拉罕·林肯過他的第三個生日。