關於用英語講的笑話精選

　　這個世界就是一個笑話，以至於讓人樂極生悲。小編精心收集了關於用英語講的笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於用英語講的笑話：A witch joke

　　Why won't a witch wear a flat caps?

　　Because there is no point in it!

　　A witch joke

　　What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?

　　A witch on a skateboard!

　　A witch joke

　　What happens to witches when it rains?

　　They get wet!

　　A witch joke

　　Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

　　Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!

　　A witch joke

　　What do you call an old hag who lives by the sea?

　　A sandwitch!

　　A witch joke

　　What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?

　　A witchhiker!

　　A witch joke

　　What's a witches favorite flower?

　　A triffid!

　　關於用英語講的笑話：孩子的觀點

　　A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: "On Their Way To School''.

　　"It must be mistaken, I bet. They must be on their way home after school. I'm sure of this." the boy concluded.

　　一個小男孩正在看報紙上的一張照片。照片中是一幫孩子揹著書包，高高興興地走在路上。照片下面一排小字寫著：“上學路上”。

　　小男孩總結說：“我打賭，一定是搞錯了。他們肯定是在放學的路上，我肯定。”

　　關於用英語講的笑話：Law, Schmaw!

　　Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard1 talking at the zoo one day.

　　"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

　　"Tommy," replied the second.

　　"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.

　　Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

　　"Honest?" asked Billy.

　　"No, just the regular kind," replied Tommy.

　　關於用英語講的笑話：What The Ribs Are For

　　A little boy goes to the drugstore for some condoms. He goes up to the

　　pharmacist and asked him, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed

　　condoms are?"

　　The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?"

　　"Sure do" replied the boy, "They keep you from getting venereal

　　diseases."

　　"Yes, that's true," said the pharmacist, "but do you know what the ribs

　　are for?"

　　The little boy thought for a moment, then looked up at the pharmacist

　　and replied, "Well, not exactly, but they sure do make the hair on the

　　backs of them goats stand up."

　　關於用英語講的笑話：Silly collection

　　How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?

　　Just one if it's long enough!

　　What cheese is made backwards?

　　Edam?

　　This match won't light!

　　That's funny, it did this morning!

　　What do elves do after school?

　　Gnomework!

　　If Ireland sank into the sea, what county wouldn't sink?

　　Cork!

　　How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?

　　Because it's round!

　　How did your mum know you hadn't washed your face?

　　I forgot to wet the soap!