有標題的英語笑話閱讀

　　處理生活中的問題，不能生搬硬套書本知識，否則很可能鬧笑話。小編分享有標題的英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　有標題的英語笑話：Cat jokes

　　Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?

　　A: A catacomb!

　　Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

　　A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!

　　Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?

　　A: Shredded tweet!

　　Q: Why do tomcats fight?

　　A: Because they like raising a stink!

　　Q: Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?

　　A: They are both ginger nuts!

　　Q: What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?

　　A: A catameringue!

　　Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat?

　　A: A caterpillar!

　　Q: What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?

　　A: A Peking Tom!

　　有標題的英語笑話：Grandma's Age

　　Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was.

　　Grandma answered, "39 and holding."

　　Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"

　　有標題的英語笑話：First Time Ushers

　　A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, "Don't pay for me, Daddy. I'm under five."

　　有標題的英語笑話：Prayers

　　The Sunday School teacher asked, "Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?"

　　"No, sir," he rplied. "We don't have to. My mom is a good cook!"

　　有標題的英語笑話：Lady First 女士優先

　　A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence 'The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be mentioned first."

　　一位老師問班上的學生：“‘公牛和母牛在田裡’這個句子對嗎?” 大多數學生回答說：“對，一點不錯。” 只有一個小男孩說：“不對，應該先說女士。”