有關於英語版笑話選集

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　　有關於英語版笑話：Old photo album

　　A mother and her daughter where looking through an old photo album, when the mother pointed out an old picture of herself and a very handsome, muscular young man with curly auburn hair.

　　"Who's that?" the little girl asked her mother.

　　"That's your father." the mother answered proudly.

　　"Oh...Then who's that fat bald guy who lives with us?"

　　有關於英語版笑話：Knights & Nights 黑暗時代

　　Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?

　　Betty: Because they had so many knights.

　　老師：為什麼有時我們稱中世紀為黑暗時代呢?

　　貝蒂：因為那時有許多騎士。

　　有關於英語版笑話：Sharing the Apples 分蘋果

　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.

　　So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.

　　Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.

　　Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?

　　媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大一點，另一個小點兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。

　　所以，哈里就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。

　　哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。

　　對呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎?還著什麼急呀?

　　有關於英語版笑話：Give Me a Dollar 給我一塊錢

　　Son: Dad, give me a dime.

　　Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?

　　Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?

　　兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。

　　父親：兒子，你不認為你已經長大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了，不是嗎?

　　兒子：爸爸，我想你是對的，那給我一塊錢行嗎?

　　有關於英語版笑話：Don't argue with the children

　　A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

　　The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

　　The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

　　Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.

　　The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

　　The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

　　The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

　　一個小女孩和她的老師在說鯨魚。

　　老師說，鯨魚不可能吞了一個人，因為，即使這是一個非常大的哺乳動物，它的喉嚨是非常校

　　小女孩說，約拿被一條鯨魚吞噬。

　　老師惱火的重申鯨魚不能吞下一個人身體是不可能的。

　　小女孩說， "好吧，當我到達天堂，我會問約拿" 。

　　老師問，反譏道： "什麼，如果約拿到地獄呢" ?

　　小女孩回答說： "那你問他" 。