超短爆笑英語笑話大全

　　人們在日常生活中經常聽到，讀到或自己講述笑話，笑話產生幽默效果而使人發笑。有很多因素可以導致幽默效果的產生，如說話者的語氣，環境，以及笑話中語言的運用。下面是小編帶來的超短爆笑英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　超短爆笑英語笑話篇一

　　A Careless Barber 粗心的理髮員

　　Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No.　　 Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.

　　理髮員：你進來時是不是繫著紅圍巾? 顧客：沒有呀。 理髮員：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。

　　超短爆笑英語笑話篇二

　　Cheap price for a horse 便宜的馬

　　After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.

　　Inadvertently***非故意地*** the paper added a comma to the ad, which read , saddle and bridle for $50.

　　Immediately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?

　　Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously***錯誤地*** typed ad.

　　無意中報紙在廣告語中加了個逗號，讀起來成這樣了，50元賣馬，馬鞍和馬韁繩。

　　一個人衷愛的馬死了，他打算在報上登則廣告如下：50元賣馬鞍和馬韁繩。

　　馬上就有人詢問這則廣告。這馬的價格真是太便宜了，詢問者說，馬有什麼毛病嗎?

　　哦，它是死的，安排這條誤入的廣告的人回答道。

　　超短爆笑英語笑話篇三

　　Big Surprise 大吃一驚

　　Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?

　　Local yokel: Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or eat solid food.

　　Visitor: What was the matter with you?

　　Local yokel: Nothing---I was born here.

　　遊客：住在這樣一個地方是不是有益於健康?

　　鄉下佬：是的，先生。我剛到這時，我既不會走路也不能吃硬的東西。

　　遊客：你怎麼了?

　　鄉下佬：沒什麼——我就出生在這個地方。

　　超短爆笑英語笑話篇四

　　Do remember not to smoke 千萬記得別抽菸

　　A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!" "Oh, Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"

　　候診室裡坐著一位憂心忡忡的病人，當醫生傳喚他時， 他滿面愁容的說：“醫生，怎麼辦?我昨天誤喝下一瓶汽油!” 醫生回答他說：“喔..沒關係啦!記得這幾天不要抽菸!”

　　超短爆笑英語笑話篇五

　　Have his photo on the headline 要上頭條了

　　While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.

　　In running, one journalist said to the other:"Can't run any more! What should we do?" "No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline ***tomorrow***." replied his colleague.

　　兩個記者在森林中拍攝熊吃魚的鏡頭，忽然熊發現了他們並向他們衝過來，兩個記者拼命的跑，最後都要跑不動了。

　　一個記者說：“我們怎麼辦?”這時另一個記者對他的同伴說：“我也不知道，不過我們中的一個要上頭條了……”