有關英語笑話故事帶翻譯大全

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。本文是有關英語笑話故事帶翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!

　　有關英語笑話故事帶翻譯：一封神祕的信

　　I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. Butsomething's been bothering me for days.So? said the husband, Tell me all about it.You got aletter last Friday, the lady said.

　　我不想過分好奇地打聽你的事情，妻子對她的丈夫說，但是有件事已經困擾我好幾天了。是嗎?丈夫說，你說給我聽聽。上星期五你收到了一封信，妻子說。

　　It was perfumed. It was in a girl's handwriting. I saw you oped it, you broke into a sweat. Youturned white. Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake, who was it from and what did it say?

　　信是灑了香水的，是女孩的字跡。我見你開啟信：你突然冒出一身冷汗，你的臉變得煞白，你的手顫抖著……天哪，是誰寫的信?信上都說了些什麼?噢，是這事兒，丈夫說，我當時決定我們倆最好不要談論它。

　　Oh, that, said the husband. I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at thetime.For heaven's sake, screamed the woman. Tell me who it was from and what it said.Okay,said the husband. It was from your dress shop. It said you owe them $740.

　　天哪!那女人尖叫起來，告訴我誰寫的，都寫了些什麼。好吧，丈夫說，是從你的服裝店寄來的，說你欠他們七百四十美元。

　　有關英語笑話故事帶翻譯：聰明的兒子

　　One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn’t write the address and addressee‘s name on the envelope.

　　有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經拿著信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。

　　After the son comes back, the father asks him: “You have thrown the letter in the mail box?”

　　兒子回來後,父親問他:“你把信丟進郵筒了嗎?”

　　“Certainly”

　　“當然”

　　“You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?”

　　“你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?”

　　“I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope.”

　　“我當然看見信封上什麼也沒寫”

　　“Then why you didn’t take it back?”

　　“那你為什麼不拿回來呢?”

　　“I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!”

　　“我還以為你不寫地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰呢!”

　　有關英語笑話故事帶翻譯：給我一塊錢

　　Son: Dad, give me a dime.Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be foreverbegging for dimes?Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?

　　兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。父親：兒子，你不認為你已經長大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了，不是嗎?兒子：爸爸，我想你是對的，那給我一塊錢行嗎?

　　有關英語笑話故事帶翻譯：God's Child

　　A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is.What should I say?"

　　有一個上幼稚園的小孩問他媽媽：“媽媽，明天老師會問我們，我爸爸是誰，那我應該怎麼回答呢?”

　　The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"

　　媽媽說：“那你就說，上帝就是你的爸爸啊!”

　　The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?"Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.

　　隔天他來到學校，老師問他：“你爸爸是誰?”那個小孩在那邊抓頭抓腳，想不出來答案。

　　The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed, "I used to think that Mr.Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person,and I cannot remember his name!"

　　老師再問一次：“你爸爸到底是誰?”那個小孩就說：“我本來認為我爸爸是史密斯先生，不過昨天我媽媽又說我是另外一個人的兒子， 我一下子忘記他的名字了。”