簡單的英語笑話帶翻譯短一點

　　在民間文學的各種體裁中 ,民間笑話的材料很多 ,也是時下最為流行的民間敘事型別。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

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　　A Speeding Motorist

　　A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.

　　"Yes, sir," replied the driver.

　　"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"

　　"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.

　　Notes:

　　***1*** patrol n.巡邏

　　***2*** blinking adj.閃爍的

　　***3*** siren n.警笛

　　***4*** pull over***將車、船等***開向一邊讓其他車、船超越

　　***5*** run off with***sb.***與…私奔

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文判斷下列句子正***T***、***F***：

　　① The motorist speeded on the highway.

　　② The motorist didn't know what blinking lights and siren meant.

　　③ The driver didn't pull over.

　　④ The motorist's wife ran off with the policeman last month.

　　⑤ The motorist didn't expect his wife to come back to him.

　　超速的司機

　　一位公路巡警截住了一個超速司機。“難道你不知道閃爍燈和警笛的意思嗎?”他責問道。

　　“知道，長官，”司機回答說。

　　“那你為什麼不立即靠邊停車?”

　　“我本來想這樣做的，長官。”那男子回答說，“但上個月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她帶回來。”

　　練習參考答案：

　　①T②F③F④F⑤T

　　閱讀

　　What Color

　　An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enthusiasm, I asked Dad the typical questions: "What kind is it? Does it have a stick shift? Does it have a tape deck?"

　　"It's a 1982 Toyota," he replied. "It's a four speed, and, yes, it has a tape deck . " Pleased, I asked what color it was.

　　"Well, " he said uncomfortably, " which part?"

　　Notes:

　　***1*** impoverished adj.窮困的

　　***2*** South Carolina 南卡羅萊那***美國州名***

　　***3*** inform v.告知

　　***4*** contain v.控制***情緒等***

　　***5*** enthusiasm n.熱情

　　***6*** typical adj.典型的

　　***7*** stick shift 手排擋

　　***8*** tape deck 磁帶艙

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文判斷下列句子正***T***、***F***：

　　① The graduate student couldn't afford a car himself.

　　② When his father told him that a car had been bought for him he was excited.

　　③ He controlled his excitement and didn't ask any questions.

　　④ He wanted a car with a stick shift.

　　⑤ He got a second-hand colored car.

　　什麼顏色

　　作為南卡羅萊那州克萊姆森大學的一個本科生，我囊中羞澀，當我父親告訴我他為我買了輛車時，我甚是激動。我幾乎控制不住我的熱情，問了爸爸幾個關鍵問題：“什麼車?有沒有手排擋?有沒有磁帶艙?”

　　“是1982年產豐田車，”他回答說，“四速，還有，是的，有磁帶艙。”我甚是高興，又問是什麼顏色的。

　　“哦，”他很不舒服地說，“你指哪一部分?”

　　練習參考答案：

　　①T②T③F④T⑤T

　　學習

　　.Its Kind of Fitting

　　As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on perfume. "That's a great scent," I said, making conversation.

　　"Thanks-it was from my boyfriend. Here, try some," she said, holding the bottle out for me.

　　Unfortunately she let go before I had a firm grip, and the glass shattered on the tile floor. , Embarrassed, I tried to apologize, but she cut me off - "Actually, it's kind of fitting," she explained, surveying the damage. "That's exactly how the relationship went.

　　Notes:

　　***1*** make a good impression on：給…留下好印象

　　***2*** perfume n.香水

　　***3*** unfortunately adv.不幸地

　　***4*** let go 放手;鬆手常用於下面的結構中：let sb \ sth go;let go of sb \ sth

　　***5*** shatter v.***突然而劇烈地***破成碎片

　　***6*** tile n.瓷磚

　　***7*** embarrass v.使困窘

　　***8*** cut sb off 打斷

　　***9*** fitting adj.適當的

　　***10*** survey v.檢查;檢視

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文填空：

　　① As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression _____ my new roommate.

　　② When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting _____ perfume.

　　③ "That's a great scent," I said, _____conversation.

　　④ Unfortunately she let _____before I had a firm grip.

　　⑤ Embarrassed , I tried to apologize, but she cut me_____ .

　　理應如此

　　作為俄亥俄州代頓大學的一名新生，我急於給我的新宿舍同伴留個好印象。我到了寢室，看到她正在往身上灑香水。“香味真濃哇。”我說，想和她搭起話來。

　　“謝了----是男朋友送的，來，灑些試試。”她說著把瓶子遞給我。

　　不幸的是，我還沒抓牢，她就鬆手了，玻璃瓶在瓷磚地板上摔碎了。我感到很窘，我剛想道歉，她就打斷了我。“事實上，應該如此。”

　　她解釋道，檢視著破碎的瓶子，“我和他的關係正是這樣的。”

　　練習參考答案：

　　① on ② on ③ making ④ go ⑤ off