八年級好笑的英語笑話

　　笑話是一種用來逗笑取樂的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學們在日常生活和學習中不時地會心一笑,還能從中學習到不少的知識。下面是小編整理的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　The Mean Man’s Party

　　The notorious***聲名狼藉的，臭名昭著的*** cheap skate***小氣鬼*** finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, “Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow***肘部，扶手*** . When the door open, push with your foot.”

　　“Why use my elbow and foot?”

　　“Well, gosh,” was the reply, “You’re not coming empty-handed, are you?”

　　吝嗇鬼的聚會

　　一個聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了後，再用你的腳把門推開。”

　　“為什麼我要用我的肘和腳呢?”

　　“天哪!”吝嗇鬼說，“難道你還能空著手來嗎?”

　　能嗎?

　　篇二

　　Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.

　　Did you miss a step? asked his dad.

　　No, I caught every blessed one! came the bitter answered.

　　布朗先生在看晚報，忽然傳來一陣什麼東西從樓上摔下來的響聲。他跳了起來，跑到廳裡，發現自己上了學的兒子四角朝天地躺在地上。

　　你是不是踩漏了一級臺階?爸爸問。

　　不，我每一級都撞上了，一級也沒有漏掉!兒子痛苦地回答。

　　篇三

　　Customer: These shoes are much too narrow and pointed.

　　Shoes Cleark: That's what they' re wearing this season.

　　Customer: Perhaps so,but I'm still wearing last season'feet.

　　Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.

　　Patient: It should. I've been practicing all night.

　　你的咳嗽今天聽上去好點了

　　病人： 應該是好點了。昨晚我練了一個晚上。

　　篇四

　　 old is your father?老師：你爸爸多大了?

　　Sunny:As old as i am.Sunny:和我一樣大.

　　 is it possible 老師：這怎麼可能呢?

　　Sunny:He became father only after i born.Sunny:他在我出生後才變成父親的.

　　篇五

　　One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word Dady to teach their baby.

　　During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry Dady. His wife said to him, Darling, she is calling you. Then she turned to sleep.

　　選詞

　　一天下班回家，約翰發現妻子在搖半歲的女兒，嘴裡反覆念道：“爸-爸。”約翰心裡感到美滋滋的，他的妻子選擇了“爸爸”這個詞首先教孩子。

　　幾周後的一天夜裡，約翰和妻子被一陣哭聲驚醒了，“爸-爸!”“她在叫你，親愛的。”妻子說，然後翻身竟自睡了。