關於經典的英文笑話簡短

　　近些年,冷笑話作為一種特殊的幽默方式在網際網路、電視節目、書籍雜誌上廣泛流傳。小編整理了關於經典的簡短英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於經典的簡短英文笑話篇一

　　"all the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "they say i have a big head."

　　“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”

　　"don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "you have a beautiful head. now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”

　　"where's the shopping bag?"

　　“購物袋在哪?”

　　"i haven't got one, use your hat."

　　“我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

　　關於經典的簡短英文笑話篇二

　　three famous surgeons were bragging about***吹噓，炫耀*** their skills. "a man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "today that man is a concert violinist***小提琴家*** ." "that's nothing," said another. "a guy came to me who had his legs cut off. i stitched***縫紉，裝訂*** them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."

　　三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術，“一個人斷了一隻手，他來找我，”一個說，“如今那個人是個音樂會的小提琴手。”“這算不了什麼，”另一個說，“一個傢伙兩條腿斷了，他來找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那人是馬拉松選手。”

　　"i can top both of you," said the third. "one day i came on the scene of a terrible accident. there was nothing left but a horse's posterior***後部，臀部*** - and a pair of glasses. today that man is seated in united states senate."

　　“我比你們兩個都強，”第三個說，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的車禍，除了一個馬屁股，和一幅眼睛，什麼都沒有留下。如今，那人坐在美國參議院裡。”

　　關於經典的簡短英文笑話篇三

　　one night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.

　　一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館裡的人穿著睡衣就跑了出來。

　　two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

　　兩個人站在外面，看著大火。

　　before i came out, said one, i ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. people don't think of money when they're afraid. when anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. so i took all the bills that i could find. no one will be poorer because i took them.

　　在我出來之前，其中一個說，我跑進一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火裡，火就會把它燒成灰燼，所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了，沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。

　　you don't know my work, said the other.

　　你不知道我是幹什麼的，另一個說。

　　what is your work?

　　你是幹什麼的?

　　i'm a policeman.

　　我是警察。

　　oh! cried the first man. he thought quickly and said, and do you know my work? no, said the policeman.

　　噢!第一個人喊了一聲，他靈機一動，說：那你知道我是幹什麼的?不知道。警察說。

　　i'm a writer. i'm always telling stories about things that never happened.

　　我是個作家，我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。