關於簡單英語冷笑話大全

　　網際網路不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。正是由於我們有這樣的需要，網路笑話得以繁榮興盛。本文是關於簡單英語冷笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於簡單英語冷笑話：Traditional Roles Blown Away

　　Several years before the Gulf War, a female journalist did a story on gender roles in Kuwait. She noted that there it was customary for women to walk 10 feet behind their husbands.

　　After the war, she returned to Kuwait and was pleased to observe that now the men walked 10 feet behind their wives. She approached a woman at the airport and asked, "What enabled Kuwaiti women to achieve this role reversal?"

　　The Kuwaiti woman replied, "Land mines."

　　關於簡單英語冷笑話：The Rules

　　A macho man married a beautiful young thing. On their honeymoon, he laid down the rules. "Now here's the way it's gonna be: I'll go hunting or fishing or card-playing or drinking with my buddies anytime I want to, with no hassle from you. And I'll come home anytime I want to, with no hassle from you. And I'll expect dinner to be on the table whenever I get here, with no hassle from you. Those are my rules. Do you understand?"

　　His new bride smiled sweetly and said, "Of course, dear. That's fine. But I have one little rule of my own: I'm gonna have sex here every night at seven o'clock-whether you're here or not!"

　　關於簡單英語冷笑話：A Long Life?

　　A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."

　　Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She got out of the hospital after the last operation, and while crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years?"

　　God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

　　關於簡單英語冷笑話：Dolly Parton

　　Q. Why does Dolly Parton have such a small waist? A. Because nothing grows well in the shade.

　　關於簡單英語冷笑話：You

　　An elderly couple is sharing an intimate dinner in honor of their 75th wedding anniversary. The man says softly, "Dear, there is something I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our sixth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now, let me assure you these 75 years have been the most wonderful I could have hoped for, and your answer will not take all that away. But, please tell me: did he have a different father?"

　　His wife lowers her eyes, pauses for a moment, and then confesses, "Yes. Yes, he did."

　　The old man tightens, very shaken, the reality hitting him hard. "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"

　　Again, the woman lowers her head, trying to muster the courage to finally tell her husband the truth. She says, "You."