關於簡單易懂英語笑話閱讀

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　　關於簡單易懂英語笑話：Car Painting

　　A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

　　"You're finished already?" he asked.

　　"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

　　"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

　　關於簡單易懂英語笑話：Car Problems

　　A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps a MG convertible.

　　That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored

　　and she fell in love with it's gorgeous red paint job. An empty check stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong?

　　At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.

　　"That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?" "Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."

　　"Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.

　　"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?" "Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.

　　Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, OK... How many times a week do I have to do that?"

　　關於簡單易懂英語笑話：Seeing Trees

　　As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.

　　The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..."

　　The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."

　　關於簡單易懂英語笑話：State Capitals

　　There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals.

　　That night when he got home he told his joke. She says, "I'm not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me."

　　He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?"

　　She quickly replied, "M"!

　　關於簡單易懂英語笑話：Blonde Painter

　　This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

　　The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

　　Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

　　He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.

　　He asks what she is doing.

　　She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

　　He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

　　She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....

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